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THE BATTALION
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College Comic Editor—Where
[did you steal this joke?
(Contributor—From Life, and
they’ll never know it either, for
\ it came from a 1912 edition.
C. C. E.—It must have.
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Sweet Young Thing—Oh hello
there cousin.
Figure in Khaki—Hello, baby,
but say, where do you get that
“cuz” stuff?!
j S. Y. T.—Why, didn’t sister
just say that you were one of
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Absent-minded sales girl (as
date kisses her goorfnight)—Will r
that be all?
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, Yes, girls, the honeymoon is
over when the husband chucks
you under the bed instead of the
chin.
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—Belle Hop.
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afraid to uy. Then P*
Daftib—hbiw get your mind * * f
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ive my stocking alone. Pete—Come on. Baby, let’s get
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. . > ni * n ^ Ao lL. - : Repeat—How’s ’at? 1
dut of Je fitter. Ho wears ’em A Scotchman asked the West- p ete _o h , ju8t kinda hot. low
to match hii coat. • ern UnlA operator if there was down , and dirty.
«ny chaijge for the signature.
. j[_ ! . .*7 i . ! tWk** iwpMed the operator.
Our railroad is so well arraag. “Well, believe it cr.-aot. Pm
ed that an accident.is impossi- an old Indian chief and my name The Old Maid—Has the canary
k* mi. _» l J.\»L i . t— 1 < " hief ‘ De l*y e <i will arrive had ita bath yet?
.•Mtut be u^-tb-datef j | Wednesday’.- replied the Scotch- The Maid—Yes. has Ma’m.
You can come in now.
—Yellow Jacket.
Naw, justione train runs on- man
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