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“Never!” cried Our Nell, bound to the rails, her eyes
blazing with defiance. “Death is preferable to a life with
such as you.”
“How do you make that out?” he purred.
“A rasping voice such as yours would make life a living
hell,” she answered him. “Unbind me, change to
OLD GOLDS and maybe I’ll listen to reason.”
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SA^r Bo, Did jA?
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Say Bo, did you ever have a feeling
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That there was nothing you couldn’t
do,
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That all of the sweet darlings
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Wenld kwp ©n just falling for you,
And that, whenever you wished it,
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You could, easy as not, just forget
’em
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Because you never had missed it
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Whenever you went out to get them.
So you took a fair maiden out riding
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On a sad, soggy day in November,
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And had, on a lonely country road,
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A time not too hard to remember.
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And did you, when spirits were gay
est
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And. romance was quickening your
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blood
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Hit a stretch of road that was slimy
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and slick
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And stick In th© vulgar black mud ?
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And then, after pushing and working
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A passerby came to your aid
Bo, didn’t you swear never to be
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caught thus again,