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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 22, 1930)
2 THIS BATTALION TOOT-TOOT: IT'S THE EXPStESS. WHEE YOU YIEEII OR BEOROUMII BEMEATH THE WHEEIS? BfOABIElMiliLESHY “Never!” cried Our Nell, bound to the rails, her eyes blazing with defiance. “Death is preferable to a life with such as you.” “How do you make that out?” he purred. “A rasping voice such as yours would make life a living hell,” she answered him. “Unbind me, change to OLD GOLDS and maybe I’ll listen to reason.” FASTEST (SHOWING CIGARETTE IN HISTORY.. .NOT A COUGH IN A CARLOAD SA^r Bo, Did jA? J.£.i.AtoG£- t/uoscn — Say Bo, did you ever have a feeling * * * That there was nothing you couldn’t do, * * * That all of the sweet darlings * * * Wenld kwp ©n just falling for you, And that, whenever you wished it, * * * You could, easy as not, just forget ’em * * * Because you never had missed it ❖ * * Whenever you went out to get them. So you took a fair maiden out riding * * * On a sad, soggy day in November, * * * And had, on a lonely country road, * * * A time not too hard to remember. * * * And did you, when spirits were gay est * * * And. romance was quickening your * * * blood * * * Hit a stretch of road that was slimy * * * and slick * * * And stick In th© vulgar black mud ? Palace Theatre Thursday Friday . Saturday And then, after pushing and working + * * A passerby came to your aid Bo, didn’t you swear never to be * * * caught thus again,