14 THE BATTALION »:«]iiiiii!iiiiic]iii:ii!iiiiic]iii!iiiiiinuiiiiiiiiimi:]ii!i!iiiiiiit3!imiiimiE]iiiiniiiiii[]iiiiimiiii[3iiiiiiiiiii!miiiiiiimic]imimii!i[]iiiimiiiii[]iiic< j A. & M. JEWELRY j DIAMONDS . SILVER .WATCHES WATCH REPAIRING I SANKEY PARK ! JEWELER | ^IIIC3lli:!l!!llilE]lllllllll!IIE]llllll!lll!ICllllllllll!IIC]llllllllllll[3IIIIIIIIIIIIC]lll!!lllllll[:!llllllllll!C]||||||IIIIIIE]IIIIIIIIIIIIE]lllllllllillE]IIIIIIIIIIIIC^ DAIRY HUSBANDRY TEAM LEAVES FOR ST. LOUIS Meeting in the guest room of the creamery, members of the Kream and Kow Klub gathered Tuesday night for the annual “send off” par ty in honor of the National Dairy Husbandry earn, which left the fol lowing night for St. Louis to com pete in the National Dairy Show with teams entered from virtually all major agricultural colleges of the United States and Canada. Members of the animal husbandry teams were the special guests of the Klub at the farewell gathering, at which refreshments were served and expense checks were presented to L. C. Breazeale, Crockett; Alfred Crocker, Center; C. W. Thompson, Winnsboro; and J. W. Richards, Waco; members of the team repre senting A. and M. this year. Enroute to St. Louis the team was scheduled to stop in Dallas and Kansas City for some practice judg ing and plans were being made for a visit to the University of Missouri at Columbia. The team will return to Fort Worth in time to see the Texas Aggie-Horned Frog grid contest Saturday. WHAT IS FOOTBALL? “Football is to physical culture as the bull is to agriculture,” says Robert C. Zuppke. “It is popular be cause it is the supreme expression of youth. Maturity may excel in mu sic, the arts, but not in physical combat. Youth plays the game to satisfy the urge, give expression to the feeling of prowess and com pletes the dream of castles.” “Football is like grand opera, only cleaner. There is no fat bari tone to steal the fat soprano wife. Grange was as aesthetic as Pavlowa, and his runs took more courage.” “And this, delivered in one sharp burst of breath, accompanied by prodigious stridings to and fro, is something of the Zuppke idea of football,” so says Tom Morrow in talking of Zuppke. “The Zuppke men tal musings are stormy. Interview ing newspapermen might have been known to walk miles and miles be fore the first coma is reached, fall far behind ere the period has come and swoon with fatigue before the paragraph is attained. His mind is agile and leaps from thought to thought as swiftly as the comeliest mountain goat confronted with a thorough first division mountain.” FOOTBALL SUPERSTITIONS A1 Marsters, star halfback of Dart mouth, says, “I have never worn a pair of football stockings in a game since my high school days.” “This atmosphere of superstition stayed with me through prep school and my freshman year at Dartmouth, and in my sophomore year I develop ed a new one. I had played fairly consistent, but not too brilliant, foot ball during my freshman year and consequently did not expect to make the regular position upon the varsity my sophomore year. I was surprised when the coach read my name off in the starting line-up of the first game and having a slight feeling of inferiority as we went from the locker room, I was the last man of the first team to leave the building. From then on, throughout the rest of the season, I was the eleventh man to go upon the field. Naturally, when the 1928 season came around, I was still the last man to go upon the field. Everything went well for the first three games and I was leading the scorers of the country at the time, when I cracked one of my bones in my ankle and I believed that my luck had left me.” SLANTS AT THE CROWD (Continued from Page 8) of one of his famous yictories, could not have arrayed himself any grand er than this young man did for the occasion of becoming Officer of the Day. He combed his hair by merely glancing down at his boots, for they shone like mirrors. Wk>uld you ram one of your best friends for such a trival inconse quence as being “Non-Reg.,” Army, especially when you were planning on playing tennis and unfortunately forgot to have your racquet with you. You wouldn’t. Would you? Well, I’ll let you in on a deep secret— Ben Darby, down there in Troop “A” Cavalry would. And how, bro ther, and how. 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