THE BATTALION 7 ll it B : ii fi X± tt jHr ±t TT W II jHr w S ii XX YT TT ft Tf TV TT TT tt |X J,C, PENNEY CO, y* Full Mercerized \ Hose for Men A medium weight, mercerized sock in black and plain colors. With our strength-giving “Tu-Toe” feature at the point of greatest strain. 4 for $1*00 I SLANTS ATI tt tt 8 ♦£ k 4* tt II tt II j tt! tt tt' I I ?l| 8 ii\ n t t t T t *£* I I ! I * UNIFORM TAILOR SHOP TAILOR-MADE SHIRTS, BREECHES, BLOUSES AND SLACKS Mendl & Hornak, Props. No Sleep for f^ick tonight SOW is pigging tonight on the Purina Farm. And Nick is right there — seeing to it that everything goes off all right just as you’d do. But even after the pigs are here safe, Nick still has a big job ahead. He’ll weigh every one before it even sucks. He’ll measure them. He’ll clip and mark their ears. And he’ll write up a full re port on the lot before morning. For Purina Mills is experi menting with feeds for sows — so that you won’t have to. The Purina Farm is an ex periment farm —so that yours won’t have to be. Every Purina Chow must go through l THE CROWD I -¥ -Mc-K-fc-K-K-K-fc-fc-K-fc-K-K-fc-Mc-K-fc-fc-fc-K-Mc*** There is a persistent rumor around the campus (the instigator of which no doubt know's his okra) that our senior yell leader has a very good and altogether sufficient reason for having the Aggies give this “Ladies” yell so consistently. For the past two weeks this has been a standard one at pi-actically every yell practice and the boys seem to be getting a big thrill out of it. The odd part of it all is that Hop seems to be get ting more kick out of it than any one else. He makes it plain for everybody to “bear down” on that final part which goes “We Love You Ladies!” and we all “bear down.” It’s having a wonderful effect on the blonde headed boy from Bastrop though. He gets going strong on this one and those brown eyes sparkle when that latter portion of the yell is voiced by about two thousand of Texas’ pride and joy. * * * The rumor is that one of Hop’s girl friends is present at each and every yell practice and that she sits enthralled and enraptured while its all going on so that it is absolute ly necessary that the “Ladies” yell go over in a large way. And it does, too—thanks to the lusty throated Aggie boys. Who is the lady, Hop? Don’t keep us in the dark. Cherchez la femme. * * * The principal question before the House of Representatives at the pres ent time is this: Are A. and M. ca dets shieks ? We’ll all admit that it is a debatable subject. Perhaps they are and perhaps they are not. But you can’t tell a book by its cover and its the ability to love that makes the lover. (Pardon the couplet; it was entirely unintentional). Who was it that said, “You gotta’ know, you gotta’ know how to love.” I think it was Milton—no, believe it was Dryden. Dryden sounds good; it must have been him. Anyway, the old fellow said a mouthful. But I’m straying from the subject or merely getting deeper into it—I can’t de termine which it is. There are two kinds of men at this school of higher learning; those that DO and those that DON’T. Be broad minded now and don’t take exception to my statement. The two kinds that I’m speaking of under this par ticular classification are those that do enjoy the pleasure and compan ionship (every now and then) of the opposite sex around this vicinity and Welcome to Dallas •© ©® ®« #2 •• e •• •• •• s: •• •• •• •® •• •• •• •« •• •• Aggi ies! “BABE” WATTS ’26 Is anxious to greet you at the top of the stairs at Victory-Wilson, Inc. Make our store your headquarters. si s« §i si ss . several years test on stock at Purina Farm — so that you won’t have to guess at your results. For 34 years the private test has been Purina’s way of protecting you. PURIN^SSCHOWS We are showing the greatest line of suits and Overcoats in our history at $22 to $29. Walk the short flight to Economy. Victory-Wilson, Inc. 2nd Floor Marvin Building poultry — cows calves — hogs IN ^CHECKERBOARD BAGS steers — sheep horses Si • 9 • • 9® • • • 9 • • • • • • ®® 9© SS •• •• S©®®®©©®©®®«©«®®©©®®®®©©®®®®®®®®®99®99®®®®®®®©®©®©®®® ©©9®®®©©®®®®9®®©©©®©®®®®©©®®®®®®©®99®9®e®®®®®®®®®®®®® Main and Akard I • | © sl i! Ii i »• 10 •i si ■ •2 «»®