THE BATTALION
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“This wonderful speaker who you
have just listened to could not speak
a word of English when he came
to the United States.”
“Where did he come from?”
“He was born here.”
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Co-eds at Stephen College at Co
lumbia, Missouri, must take an af
ternoon nap every day whether they
want to or not. Authorities of the
College require it because it improves
efficiency in scholarship.
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Full Explanation.
Tony, not being very well acquaint
ed with our language, thus describ
ed the utensil he wanted to the girl
in the kitchenware department:
“Giva me disa kind,” he said cupping
his hands. “Ze water he go through,
but ze macaroni she stop.”—Boston
Transcript.
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“You stay here at the garage,” the
father said to his son, “and see that
the mechanic doesn’t do any extra
work to charge us for.”
“Two cylinders are missing,” the
mechanic told the boy.
“Ah, you can’t pull that stuff on
me,” said the boy, “those cylinders
were there when we left home.”
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She—“Will you marry .me?”
He—“I’m afraid not.”
She—'“Aw, come, be a support.”
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“There,” exclaimed wife in dis
gust, “I knew that overnight friend
of yours was not to be trusted. I
have just counted the towels and
one of them is missing.”
“Was it a good one?” inquired the
semi-interested husband, mildly.
“It was the best we had. It was
the one with ‘Poinsete Hotel’ on it.”
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She—Don’t you know that there
are germs in kissing ?
Cadet—Say, girlie, when I kiss I
kiss hard enough to kill germs.
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Her Dad: How is it I find you
kissing my daughter? How is it, I
ask you ?
Brave Boy: Oh, it’s great.
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