T HE BATTALION 9 The Tilot’s Letter Forest Park, 111. June 16, 1926 The Parker Pen Company, Gentlemen: At 4:10 P. M. yesterday I took off in my Yackey plane from Checkerboard field. When I reached an altitude of 3000 feet I leaned over the side and dropped a Parker Over-size Duofold Pen. A few minutes later I made a landing near my starting point, and a crowd was examining the same Parker Duofold pen, which had landed on hard ground. To my great surprise, the pen had not been damaged in the slightest by its 3000 feet drop. Signed with the Parker that dropped 3000,/ee£« 1 Start School with a Pest that won’t Dropped 3000 feet! m ip '\7'ES, the Parker Duofold Pen i was tossed from an aeroplane at dizzy altitude to test our new Non-Breakable material “Perma- nite,” and landed 3000 feet below —unharmed. Tests such as this are the best guarantees that a pen will last practically forever. For a year we kept secret the fact that Parker Duofold Pens and Pencils have barrels of this new lustrous, beautiful, light-weight Permanite until a whole series cf heroic demonstrations proved that it does not break. This black-tipped lacquer-red beauty is not only the smartest, shapeliest pen, but the greatest writing instrument the world has ever seen. Its yielding, super smooth point is guaranteed 25 years not only for mechanical per fection but for wear. Choose your point and color at any good pen counter. But look with care for the name “Geo. S. Parker” on the barrel—the mark of highest excellence. Parker Duo fold Pencils to match the Pens: Lady Duo fold, $31 Oversize Jr., $3.50; “Big Brother” Over-size, $4 The Parker Pen Company, Janesville, Wisconsin FIOES AND SUBSIDIARIES: CHICAGO • ATLANTA NJCISCO . TORONTO. < LONDON. ENGLAND WELCOME To old students we are glad you are back and to the Fish we welcome you to Ag- gieland. COME TO SEE US AND GET ACQUAINTED. Cleaning — Pressing Alterations Are our Specialties. Our service grows better as we get older. Chas. Nitch THE CAMPUS TAILOR I I I t II I ! 1 ± 1 AGGIELAND SHOE SHOP Located in New Casey-Sparks Bldg. First Class Workmen and All Work Guaranteed. Also ❖ ■f* Bryan Shoe Hospital Next to Telegraph Office Frank Kohout, Proprietor J. L. Myrick, Agent If! t Life Insurance We would enjoy handling your Life Insurance account. We represent an old line company with extremely low rates. Call at Rooms 27-28, Astin Building, for further explanation. i E. W. CRENSHAW, JR., INSURANCE AGENCY ‘SCRIPT” MITCHELL ED CRENSHAW An Aged Course Good Hardware: Golfer—I went around this course in 85. Friend—Really! I didn’t know it was as old as that. Assuming there will be a Quaker referee at the fight in the Quaker City, it will sound strange when he says to Mr. Tunney, “Thou art out —thine adversary hit thee a wallop on thy beezer!” BE INTRAMURAL SPORTS FEATURE COLLEGE YEAR TO (Continued from Page 8) A schedule of these Intra-Mural contests will be announced later in the season. *♦. .j. * <. -I* ❖ ♦I* *♦* ❖ ❖ ❖ FREE! Genuine Gillette Razor ❖ ❖ and Blade With a 35c Tube of *** ❖ Palm Olive Shaving Cream. ❖ AGGIELAND PHARMACY * ❖ * •*$«- -*$«- ♦J*’ -*£♦ -*!*■