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Say Bo Did’ja
Decide to see the MAJESTIC
And reserve a second row seat
For the BLOODY sum of $1.10
Did’ja use two BLITZ CLOTHS
And four bottles of DYAN-SHINE
In polishing your BUTTONS and
BOOTS ? Did’ja sally forth,
And to be very COLLEGIATE
Step into the NEW YORK CAFE
To partake of CHICKEN SALAD?
Did’ja experience a thrill,
For upon entering the cafe did’ja
Find that the LEADING LADY
Of the MAJESTIC Bill was dining?
Did’ja saunter slowly
Back and forth that SHE
Might have the OPPORTUNITY
Of gazing upon your GRECIAN
PROFILE ? Did’ja finally bestow
Another RARE TREAT upon HER
By seating yourself graciously
On the opposite side of her table,
In order that she might
Gaze adoringly into your
LIMPID, AZURE, EYES?
Did’ja suddenly think
Of on ORIGINAL IDEA whereby
You could get a “PRELIMINARY
DRAG,” and following this idea,
Did’ja rush to the piano and
“DROP A NICKLE IN THE SLOT”
Did’ja return to your seat
And give the LADY a WINNING
SOPHISTICATED, AMOROUS
SMILE until the piano began to
Play that old familiar tune:
“I’M JUST A GREAT BIG BOY
FROM A SMALL LITTLE TOWN.’
Did’ja have your WINNING SMILE
Returned with a “HORSE LAUGH? ’
Say Bo Did’ja ?
“Cotton” Mietzen did!!!!
THE COMING YOUTH.
By Edgar A. Guest.
Time was I fung across the field
A ball with certain aim and true,
But now to younger arms I yield
The thrill of sport which once 1
knew;
And I could run with flying feet
Spurred by the zest for victory
sweet,
And fling myself to reach the base
But now a youngster has my place.
Time was in leather I have dressed
And called the signal: “Twelve, six,
nine!”
And held the ball against my breasc
Endeavoring to break the line;
I, too, have shared the battle’s thri 1 !
And tasted of the stirring chase,
But now my years are sofe and still
And there’s a youngster in my
place.
Ay, there’s a youngster in my place!
The field is his, the grandstand
mine,
I could not keep the rapid pace,
Nor longer hold the battle line;
Little I dreamed, in days of old,
That somewhere was a babe new
born
I should make way for and behold
Wearing the uniform I’d worn.
My place! How feebly do we cling
To glory and the strength we
boast!
Always there lies the shadowing
Of one who soon shall take our
part;
Behind us he is pressing on
Although we never see his face,
That eager, younger, stronger one
Destined some day to take our
place.
THE CAMPUS SLACK.
Prominent among the well-known
figures on every campus is a mail
who is only too glad to accept an
office or a place on a committee to
get his name in the paper, but who
will not live up to the responsibility
of his position by leaving the neces
sary work for someone else to do.
Such a man is a campus slacker.
This class of man likes to feel the
importance of serving on some com
mittee, but he does not like to do
the work. He not only prevents re
sults from being obtained as they
should be, but prevents someone else
from taking the job and doing it as
it should be done.
But it does not take very long to
recognize this species, and when once
recognized he finds his honors dwin
dling rapidly.
Don’t be a campus slacker.—Mc
Gill Daily.
A. A. MACKENZIE
Watches and Jewelry.
Sheaffer’s Fountain Pens.
Also a line of College
Jewelry consisting of Pins
Fobs, Belts, etc. Watch
repairing a specialty.
GIVE US A TRIAL
Ancient—Young people don’t burn
midnight oil over their work as we
old timers did.
Recent—No granpa, times have
changed, we get along faster in the
dark.
Englishman—“I say, do you carry
that brand of cigarettes, er, er For
tunate Strokes?”—Hogan’s Alley.
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