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Say Bo,
Did’ja show SAINTED TENDEN
CIES from earliest childhood?
When YOU and YOUR BROTHER
Were sick with CHILLS,
Did’ja let him take
BOTH DOSES OF CASTOR OIL
Giving him a DOUBLE CHANCE
Of quick recovery?
In the cold bleak winter-time
Did’ja wade far out into the lake
And build SMALL' RAFTS
So that the LITTLE DUCKS
Would have suitable places
To land without WETTING THEIR
FEET. As you reached the tender
age of Adolescence
Didja join the BOY SCOUTS
And pledge yourself to
“DO A GOOD TURN DAILY”
Even if it were merely
To reach out, cut off the ALARM
CLOCK and turn over in bed?
Did’ja play THREE-EIGHTS BACK
On the high school FOOTBALL
TEAM playing in BETWEEN the
QUARTER-BACK and the HALF
BACK?
Always ready to help either
In case of dire necessity;
Didja become a seni. r
In the ANESTHETIC and
MORPHEOUS COLLEGE and coul’ja
Attribute all your great success
To thoughtfulness of others ?
Did you perceive a DRASTIC
THING—that many were looking
THIN
And thoroughly emaciated
Didja jump into the breach
With characteristic thoughfulness
By carrying an AUTO PUMP
With which to PUMP UP
FLAT GIRLS!!
Say Bo, did’ja?
“Cy” EDWARDS DID!!
Sayings of the Great.
Plutvh—I am sorry that I have
no more lives to give for my coun
try.
Samson—I’m strong for you, kid.
Jonah—You can’t keep a good man
down.
Cleopatra—You’re an easy Mark
Anthony.
David—The bigger they are the
harder they fall.
Helen of Troy—So, this is Paris.
Columbus—I don’t know where I’m
going, but I’m on my way.
Nero—Keep the home fires burn
ing.
Solomon—I love the ladies.
Noah—It floats.
Methuselah—The first hundred
years are the hardest.
Queen Elizabeth to Sir Walter Ra
leigh—Keep your shirt on.
A fool there was and he studied late,
Even as you and I,
And all he did was procrastinate,
Even as you and I.
He left his work to meet its fate,
Until Exams made him hesitate,
The highest he got was 68,
Even as you and I.
A fool there was and he studied late.
Maybe as you, not I;
He’d never loaf or dissipate,
Maybe as you, not I;
His Prof he tried to imitate.
Alibis he’d never relate.
The lowest he got was 98.
It might have been you, not I.
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