THE BATTALION 9 ♦♦♦ *!♦ ♦♦♦ ♦♦♦ »J* >** *J» »J* ♦J+ ♦jf ♦jt *f* -t-jt ♦> SAY BO, DIDJ’A! ^ ❖ ❖ *»■* »> *♦» j* ♦t-f *t<- ♦j* »t* »j* »j» «$> Say Bo, didja ever SALL FORTH To a SCRUMPTUOUS STREET DANCE, elbow yourself thru The MASSES until you gained The inside of the ring? And did the “DOKEYS” push you Back and did you just as often SURGE FORWARD in QUEST Of a CERTAIN BEAUTIFUL DAMSEL to DEMONSTRATE YOUR STUFF. Did you at LAST find her, and did your EYES LIGHT UP like Huge FOREST FIRES As you approached HER And asked HER to dance ? Did she consent and did You dance away with her, Finding that she could also DEM ONSTRATE. Did you GLIDE? GENTLY ? up to a friend desiring To show him her “RODEO CHARACTERISTICS” (Pitching Qualities) and at the First few “BUCKS” did she SHOVE YOU AWAY, eye You from head to foot And STORMINGLY ask of YOU “VAT YOU TINK I WAS, HUMPH” ? “My brother plays By the band. I’ll told him About THIS”!! Did you “AIR” Thru a dark alley, DESPERATELY Grab the “TOONERVILLE” for College Station? Did you slump down in your seat Pull your overcoat over your head TO AVOID RECOGNITION?? And just as the trolley pulled Into College, did it run over a HUGE TORPEDO? Did you JUMP to the CEILING, then SAIL out of the WINDOW SCREAMING in AGONY— “The Bohemion Army is upon us”!! I Say Bo, Didja? CHEE CHEE ? ? ? ? ? did!!!! Apologies to Chee-Chee. RESOULTIONS ON THE DEATH OF PETE MELEAR We, the members of the Sophomore Class, do hereby submit the following resolutions on the death of Pete Melear, father of our classmate, F. E. Melear. Whereas, God in His infinite wis dom, has deemed it wise and just to call unto Him, the father of our fellow classmate. Therefore, be it resolved, that the members of the Sophomore Class of Texas Agricultural and Mechanical College, extend deepest sympathy and condolence to his family; And, be it further resolved that copies of these resolutions be sent to his family, to the Waco News-Trib une, to The Battalion and to The Daily Bulletin. Signed, D. C. ARNOLD, Pres. JOHN P. HALL, Sec. <«]IIIIIIIIIIIIC]IIIIIIIIIIIIE]IIIIIIII!IIIC3IIIIIIIIIIIIC]IIIIIIIIIIII[]IIIIIIIIII^ All Athletic Pictures | I and Campus Views. Films left before 4:30 | | today finished 4:30 next | 1 day. | 1 COLLEGEI I STUDIO | | M. E. Building—Boom 3 | •>llllllllll!OIIIIIIIIIIIIOIIIIIIIIIIIICIIIIIIIIIIIIE]IIIIIIIIIIIIOIIIIIIIillliC»> ❖ ❖ ❖ ❖ ♦> *> *i* * ♦> *+♦ ❖ * SOCIETY * •j* *■.* *5* *$► ♦♦♦ +*♦ ♦♦♦ ♦♦♦ RICE DANCES. The hilarity manifested after the Aggie triumph over Rice was carried on into the wee small hours of morn-, ing by those who were lucky enough to be able to attend the dances, both on the campus and in Bryan. Our vanquished foes of the afternoon grid iron battle joined hands with the Ag gies in the evening’s entertainment. A number of the Aggies gave the fair Rice co-eds the credit for the remark able successful dances and yet the writer cannot but voice the opinion that -the “Old Guard” contributed their share. It was necessary for the crowd to split to attend the two dances; each group vieing with the other to make the dance the outstanding one of the evening. The Aggieland furnished the lurid strains of music for those gloom chasers who journeyed to the Elk’s dance, while the Aggie Sere- naders swayed the Episcopal group in the Mess Hall Annex with saxophone and traps. sj: * CORPS DANCE. Our social secretary could not let the-week-end go by with its wonderful advantages without giving an official corps dance for' the visitors. It is not every Saturday that the campus is graced so many of the fair sex and the possibility of hav ing a good crowd at the dance was favorable. The numerous stags were not a bit disappointed for the floor was crowded last Saturday night for the first time this year. As befitting the occasion, the Aggieland got right and many a chaperone’s feet began to twinkle to the wild strains. When taps notified the eager “knot hole” club that it was time to return to the arms of Morpheus, the dancers were served with a midnight lunch Everyone expressed the fervent desire that this practice be continued at all corps dances. “Home Sweet Home” was received by all with an unwel come smile of disapproval. FLAVORED LIPSTICKS NOW THE VOGUE Orange, peach, and rasberry lip sticks will soon occupy important po sitions on the co-ed’s dressing table. A pharmacy at Ohio State University has sent in an order for these appe tizing beauty concoction, and expects delivery daily. “Tom likes orange flavor, Dick likes peach, and Harry prefers rasp berry, but I do hope they get some pineapple lipsticks in so I can get a date with Joe,” sighs the co-ed of to day. A delectable combination of rasp berry flavored lipstick and raspberry tinted rouge may be expected to make its appearance at any time now. The question of the value of the new beauty fads brings different answers from campus people. “Flavored lipsticks are great,” de clares one male. “A girl should call a boy before a date and find out his favorite flavor. Personally, I rocem- mend chocolate-pie or pistachio. No lemon flavor was ordered. Professionalism is so feared at the University of Wisconsin that the var sity swimmers have been forbidden to dive for pennies in the college pool as that might be construed as the use of their swimming knowledge for financial gain. L W. 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