THE BATTALION HUMOROUS EDITOR HAS BRILLIANT FUTURE The Battalion is more than glad to announce that another senior has made good. Mr. Ralph L. (better known as “Doodle”) Pfau has conde- cended to place his services at the disposal of our government. When interviewed by a reporter, Mr. Prau said in part: “I am not in the least surprised that the Civil Service Com mission has recognized my unusual ability. I have always been a very apt child. My first memory is of be ing called “Son”, but in later years when my very unusual active nature began to asert itself, I voluntarily changed my name to “Doodle,” after that very active animal, the doodle bug. My greatest ambition is to serve humanity, and only my very bashful nature prevents me from tel ling you more of my past history.” Mr. Pfau comes from the city of Victoria. He first achieved fame as a great lover of “Dope,” but in fairness to him it must be said that he is now completely cured of the habit. Mr. Pfau is a charter member of the Bachelors Club, having come in sec ond only to Mr. Leuty, and like unto Mr. Leuty, he joined not of his own free will, but on account of another man. But like unto Mr. Leuty, he refused to be defeated. He camly took another notch in his rather lengthy belt; let his bounteous crop of whis kers reach Bolshevistic lengths, ceased to sigh like a furnace, and be came a cynic. During his senior year, Mr. Pfau has been humorous editor of The Bat talion. To his column of “Say Bo Didja” is due all of the credit of bring ing the doing of many notables, Ben Leuty, “Skeeter” Erskine, “Silo” Rea gan, “Rosemary” Sherman, Dick Wil son, “Cootie” Roberts, “Hero” Pin son, “Red” Moore, and many others into the public eye. Time about is fair play. One can not always be modest and retiring. His fame will rise and flow into the limelight like unto a great flood. Mr. Pfau’s time has come, and it gives The Batalion the greatest of pleasure to at least be able to give out a small part of the life history and achievements of this most worthy young man. “Most able of Deck Hands, Farewell.” Silo—“I loved a girl once, and she made a perfect fool out of me.” Sal—“Some girls do leave lasting impressions, don’t they?” To you capitalists the class of ’24 Published in the interest of Elec trical Development by an Institution that will be helped by what ever helps the Industry. Your college training is in truth a capital. Its value is not fixed, but depends on the way you invest it. Some men demand a quick return — a high per centage of profit. Others look more to the solidity of the investment. The man of speculative mind may stake all on the lure of a high starting salary, without a thought to the company which gives it or where this may lead him in ten years. True, his opportunism may reap exceptional profit; or else a loss. The man who knows that great things develop slowly will be content with six months’ progress in six months’ time—provided he is investing that time in a company which offers him a future. You who are about to invest, satisfy yourself that the security you are getting is gilt-edged. Since 1869 makers and distributors of electrical equipment WM. B. CLINE, M. D. Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Refraction and Glasses Bryan, Texas (Over A. M. Waldrop’s Store) The most stirring passages ever written are found in the cook book. IpiiniiuiiMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii They Last Most any shoe starts out well. But how long do they last? Packard Shoes have the “Rep. for Long Life,” and comfort, and they hold their shape to the last. Ask the men who wear them. Wo Po diOGSGii) fk iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiw HARDWARE If you need anything in Hardware remember we have it—Cutlery, Razors, Razor Blades, Fishing Tackle, Garden Tools, and a full line of Shelf and Heavy Hardware. PARKER-ASTIN HARDWARE CO. WE DELIVER TO COLLEGE AMERICAN STEAM LAUNDRY CLEANING—PRESSING—DYEING HATS RENOVATED R. M. DANSBY PHONE 585