THE BAT TALioN 9 ATHLETIC DEPT. ANNOUNCES BASKETBALL SCHEDULE The Athletic Department has an nounced the basketball schedule for the season of 1923-24, as follows: Jan. 11-12, T. C. U., home. Jan. 18-19, Baylor, Waco. Jan. 21-22, S. M. U., Dallas. Jan. 25-26, Rice, home. Feb. 1-2, Texas, Austin. Feb. 8-9, S. M. U., home. Feb. 15-16, Rice, Houston. Feb. 22-23, Baylor, home. Feb. 25-26, Arkansas, home. Feb. 29, Mar. 1, O. A. & M., Still water. March 3, T. C. U., Ft. Worth. March 7-8, Texas, home. This is the most complete schedule that an Aggie basketball team has ever undertaken and if the squad can go through that layout and emerge with a championship they will indeed be champions. Every conference team is on the list, making the schedule truly representative. The Christians and the Razorbacks are newcomers as basketball rivals and the performances of their teams in games previous to the matches here will be eagerly watched. The basketball race this year will be closer than ever before, if pre-season dope spells anything, as both Texas and Baylor will have vet eran teams. COMPANY BASKETBALL STARTS “Tiny” Keen has sent out the call for company basketball stars to be gin practice and before long bat talion rivalry on the courts will be intense. “Tiny” is director of the com pany league this year and from pres ent indications will have good ma terial to choose his All-Company team from. The object of the league is to uncover tanelt for the Varsity squad and it is for this reason that the sea son starts so early in the year. There will be eight teams in the race and the winning team, figured on a per centage basis, will receive sweaters. The men who show up well during the race will be given a chance when the regular basketball season opens. Coaches for the eight teams were chosen from the squad men of last year and those who could not coach their own organization drew for teams. Damon will coach the 1st Batalion, Kruegar the 2nd, and Simpson the 3rd. Dealy will be at home among the troopers, and “Ape” Brient has the Artillery. Monte Currie has the Sig nal Corps, Duckett the Aviation, and Washburn the Casuals. This makes eight teams in the race and it is planned to let every team play every other team twice. That will give a representative schedule and enough games will be played to really de termine the champion. The value of inter-battalion bas ketball can hardly be stressed enough. Some of the most valuable of the football men are discovered through the football league and it stands to reason that there are a number of good basketball men in the school who are hiding their light under a bushel. During the last three years there have been no basketball men really dis covered in the company games but they have served to give experience to the Freshman stars. This year it is hoped that new material will be found for the squad through this medium and that every man who goes out will be benefitted by the game. When I was a kid, I thought—that bacon was zebra meat. THE DOPE BUCKET. (Continued from Page 8) have him. The Longhorns have been so crippled with injuries for the past three weeks that the Athlet'c Coun cil must rave decided that they need ed m‘ore guardians. * * * The Aggies came through that ariel attack that has been threatening for some time aga : nst the Pirates. her passes gained 4 more yards h n did the r runs from scrimmage. * * * The Southwestern game was well scouted by the Bears. Coach Bridges 3ame down and brought with him K rk, tha All-Southwestern center of two years ago, and Fort one of his iss stants. Fort was also scouting for Sewanee. 'there were several other scouts present but they kept s re tty well hidden. A special' sec tion ought to be reserved for scouts at the Sewanee game so they can oonsult and make sure they find out all they want to know. * * * That pass, Gill to Knickerbocker, that the Aggies have been using has oeen successful! 6 times out of 7. Pinson w 11 be back in the game at Dallas and that will g've two relia ble passers to throw them to Knick. Evans and Wilson are both getting hot at snatching the oval, too. ❖ * * The Beaumont Enterprise carried prctures of 7 of the Aggies. Very few of the boys got to see them though for Bull Johnson bought up all of the available supply as soon as he heard that his picture was among them. * * * The Longhorn coach has shifted foe -Ward back to the line. He play ed guard in the Phillips game. Doc, maybe he can fill that hole at quar ter; you’ve used him everywhere else. ifj ij: * It sure is great work to work for an editor that enters into everything he paper does with all h’s soul. Tom McCarter made a fine speech the other night for extra BattaPon sub scriptions and then went down and hollered his lungs out giving 15 for the Bat Staff. Somebody punched him whfie he was yelling and when he real'zed what he was doing he blushed and nearly ruined his celu- loid collar. y«- +4+ *£«- ♦£«- ■*$«■ ♦**«- -*%*■ ♦J*- -*£♦ ♦*+ ■*£«. +£*-**4- ❖ ❖ ❖ ❖ THE AGGIE OFFENSIVE. ❖ ❖ Player G.G. Pts. * <* Neely 190 8 * ❖ Fay Wilson 113 12 * * Knickerbocker 103 20 ❖ Gill 85 6 -* ❖ Pinson, C. 59 12 ❖ T. F. Wilson 40 ❖ ❖ Poth 40 * ❖ Evans 22 12 * ❖ Chandler 22 ❖ Allison 21 * ❖ Quinby 17 ❖ ❖ Kishi 16 * ❖ Johnson 10 6 ❖ Cooper 10 ❖ ❖ Putnam 5 ❖ Dansby 6 ❖ Hanna 5 ❖ ❖ — — * ❖ Total 753 87 ❖ ❖ * ■*$*■ ♦J* ■*$*■ ■*$*■ t**- -*$*• -*£♦ * Classified. Edith—How does Jack make love? Edith—Well, I should define it as unskilled labor. BRYAN-COLLEGE TRACTION CO. An organization owned and operated by Bryan and College citizens for the convenience of the students. 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