2 THE BATTALION Ashburn, Commandant and Chairman of the Athletic Council, who acted a toastmaster; but he didn’t make any toastmaking until he filled that Mam moth cavity of his and as a Toast master no better person could have been selected. Next came Head Coach D. X. Bible, Assixtant Coach H. H. House, Assistant Coach Frank Ander son, Business Manager James Sulli van, Retiring Captain “Puny” Wil son, and Captain Elect T. L. “Sil ent” Miller. Fancy Fruit Cocktail “Maraschino” Crisp Celery Hearts Assorted Olives Sweet Pickles. Cream of Tomato Soup “Au Cruton” Patties of Chicken “a la King” W'affle Potatoes Broiled Filet Mignon on Toast Adolphus Sauce Petit Pois Demi French Potatoes Asparagus Tips on Toast Hollandise Sauce Crisp Lettuce Tomato Salad 1000 Island Dressing Hot Rolls Buttei Escaloped Butter Cream Pastry Demi Tasse Mints Smokes. J. J. Hardman, the “rattler” from the Cavalry was an easy' 1 winner m the “meal hound” contest. He had half of a pot plant consumed before he found out it wasn’t on the menu. He didn’t have much on “Charlie Nitch” Forgason because the “smil ing lad” consumed four pieces of cake and a glass of salty water with out taking a breath. Mr. W. L. Stan- gel was caught in the act of trying to slip off with some of the College silver when Coach Bible turned him in to the Commandant—guess he will be campussed for the rest of the term. “Slim” Knickerbocker ate all the crackers and paper napkins. The speeches followed with Toastmaster Ashburn making the first excuse. Af ter Coach House, Coach Bible, and Puny Wilson spoke on various topics the Mighty Silent Miller arose amid blood curdling yells and shrill gusts of applause and delivered a mighty oration that will never be forgotten as long as Coach Bible is BALD- HEADED. It would take lengthy col- PAYNE’S OPTICAL SHOP % For Eye Examination and £ Glasses. Next Door to Palace Theatre. *|* Phone 35 £ t"—*——■*—*—J. DR. W. C. FOUNTAIN Dentist Office in Parker Building Bryan, Texas. 4,—..—„—„—„„—„——„—„—„„——..—^ THE M. H. JAMES I DRUG CO. JAS. W, JAMES, Manager 45—PHONES—93 § THE LEADING DRUGGISTS 1 The Rexall Store f Bryan Texas umns to proclaim all the Capt.-Elect expounded upon but briefly it can be summed up in the following “Texas is looking forward to the Aggies mak ing a clean sweep of the entire foot ball Conference and this Aggieland won’t be fit to live in for the man that does not return next fall with the idea of —DELIVERING THE GOODS.” The Aggieland produced some hyp notic strains that were greatly en joyed by all. COMiANDEKOF EIGHTH CORPS AREA COMING Maj. Gen. Lewis to be at College Thursday to Inspect Military De partment and Cadet Corps. The thunder of the artillery piece at 12 noon, Feb. 21, will announce the arrival at College Station of Major General Lewis, the commanding gen eral of the Eighth Corps Area. His visit has been expected for some time and many plans have been made for his reception and entertainment. On his arrival he will be met with an es cort consisting of a troop of cavalry, and will be conducted to Colonel Todd’s residence where a reception will be held in his honor at nine that eve ning. Thursday morning will be taken up mostly by the presentation of commis sions to Cadet Officers. General Lewis will make the presentations personally. While he is here the General will inspect the Military Department of the College, and will review and per haps inspect the corps of cadets. The corps will be required to wear No. 1 uniform at all times while the Gen eral is here. It is not known exactly how long the visit will last but when the Col lege bids farewell to its distinguished visitor it will be with impressive cere monies. The band and a troop of cav alry wil escort him to the train through two long lines of cadets, drawn up in formation on either side of the driveway leading to the station. This is the first visit the General has made the College in his present capacity, but we hope that he will en joy his stay to such an extent that it will not be his last one. Also if we were planning to be come a marimba player we first con tract delirium tremens or palsey or shimmitis. **♦ ♦♦♦ **♦ ♦♦♦ +i+ »$. .y ❖ ♦> After proving their worth ❖ to the Editors of The Bat- talion, we take great pleasure +*+ in acknowledging the adition ❖ of A. Clason Taylor and George Lewis to the Athletic *+* Section of The Battalion as +i+ Assistant Sport Writers. We ❖ strive to satisfy YOU! *t+ ❖ ❖ ■»$*• '►J*- -*$*- -»$«- ■*$«- -»$«■ -*$«- ■»$«- CONFERENCE STANDING p W L Pet. Texas Aggies 14 12 2 857 Texas U 11 7 4 636 Okla. A. & M..10 5 5 500 S. M. U 9 3 6 333 Rice 11 3 8 270 Baylor 12 3 9 250 Special Reductions ALL THIS WEEK ON Men’s Flannellette Pajamas Men’s Flannellette Night Shirts Men’s Woolen Hosiery Men’s Kid and Wool Gloves Men’s Heavy Weight Underwear Men’s Rain Coats Men’s Boots and Bootees Our Entire Stocks Fine Suits and Over Coats A. M.WALDROF & CO. The Store for Men and Boys. MUSIC! MUSIC! MUSIC! You can find any piece of music that you might call for at Caldwell’s Jewelry Store. We have just received a large shipment of the very latest Copies. You will also find that we carry a very large stock of A. and M. C. Jewelry throughout. If you are thinking of that Graduation Gift, drop in and make your selection early and have us put it away for you. Caldwell’s Jewelry Store J RHODES WILL DO YOUR TAILORING RIGHT See our agent, Room 13, Mitchell Hall, “Fish” Blanton, or phone 768. We will do the rest. E. V. RHODES & CO. TAILORS “15 Years Knowing How” BRYAN, TEXAS