THE BA TT ALIGN 3 ©GUKIl MMMOTir Oil Can, Oklahoma. Box “Fore-Won-Nein”. Dear Rufus: Your delectable concoction of verbal confections arrived in this morning’s batch of mail and was opened by my private secretary (who is none other than myself). It is needless to say that I was more than glad to hear from you, even though you did chide me about wear ing your hat so often. Now you know, Rufus, that I wore it only on the “week-end”, and down deep in your heart you are cognizant of the fact that I more than appreciate you sav ing me this “overhead” expense. Everybody up here in this neck of the woods is strong for the Oklahoma Sooners except me, and I am as weak as seven days in that respect. It did my heart good via my purse (not pulse) when the Nebraska Cornhusk- ers walked up and down their field as fast as Benny Garrity used to walk post when he was a freshman. The daily papers, and especially the Oil-Can News Squirt, were so con gested with football news last week that their circulation was bad. The Squirt carried a full-size cut of “Hero” McMillan, the famous grid- ster, and the paper sold like hot cakes to Fred Dinan because, confidentially, these old nestors are fond of the com ic section. There were also two long articles concerning the McMillan twain giving an itemized account of the lives of each. It toop up “Bo” McMillan’s life historv from the time he was big enough to argue that Dal las is a suberb of Fort Worth until that historic moment when he crossed the Crimson goal-line spelling victory for Charlie Moran’s “praying col onels.” Then there was a parallel dis cussion of “Hero” McMillan’s esca pades from the day he landed at Ellis Island until he crossed Baylor’s line for an A .and M. victory. Say, Rufus, just how much do you think we are going to win from Texas on Thanksgiving ? Of course, that de pends to some extent on how much they put up. Drop me a few lines soon. Your’s til Buck Schewitz shaves, WILLIAM. P. S.—Does Tucker still wear that polka dot night shirt that he brought from Blum when he was a “first year boy.” Dave Porter, National leader of Student Volunteer work in the col leges will speak at Convocation Sun day. Mr. Porter is one of the ablest speakers in the service today. He has traveled through every mission field in the world and won an en viable name in the World War. Sunday evening at 6 :45 thei-e will be a Union Service in Guion Hall. All denominational groups will combine in order to hear Mr. Porter’s address on “The College Student’s Relation to Life.” In order that everyone may get a chance to discuss modern problems, Mr. Porter will devote a short period | after the evening service to a ques tionnaire. During the Student’s onference at Hollister the A. and M. band of del egates met and decided to organize at A. and M. a branch of the World Fellowship ICub. B. Eubank was elected president and C. K. Fraser, secretary-treasurer. The primary object of this club is to bank together the men interested in missionary work particularly the Student Volunteers. The Club in connection with the Student Volunteer Band will have charge of the Thursday night meet ing once a month at which time mis sionary subject will be discussed. They sat upon the garden stile— The Youthlet and the Maid, “The stars above are not so bright As you,” he softly said. She lifted up her little hand Toward Luna’s silvery light; “The moon above is not so full As you, my dear, tonight. —Ex. & New Arrivals I RegulationWool Shirts Reg. Poplin Shirts Army Shoes Best grade Corduroy Pants Asst, grades Raincoats Asst, grades Rubber Overshoes Gibbs & Hare ! The Convenient Corner WE CARRY | A Full Line of 2-WAY PLUGS EXTENSION CORDS SHADES MAZDA LAMPS FLASH LIGHTS See Us For RADIO SUPPLIES GRIESSER & THOMSEN PHONE 23 <«>3*3xe»<3><8><$> On the Campus—East of Milner Hall | PRICES ALWAYS RIGHT Campus ShotShop niXIF SATURDAY Here’s a Bill that Hits the Mark EARL WILLIAMS In a Smashing- Story of the Canadian Mounted Police “BRING HIM IN” Its Full of Mystery, Suspense and Action. Also “Don’t Mary”. Two Reels of Real Comedy. Monday—“Good Women.” Tuesday—“Life” QU We Now Have With Us, the Little Jazzy Lady CONSTANCE TALMADGE Candidate for Mayor. She Catches Votes With Smiles, in “A WOMAN’S PLACE” They Picked her for beauty, not brains, but they wouldn’t let her talk, until . Imagine the humor “Connie” radi ates in this role, with fourteen trunks of Parisian gowns as her political platform. PREPARE FOR SOMETHING GENUINE—YOU’LL GET IT! Also “One Moment Please”, a Comedy of Continuous laughs. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday—For Three Days KATHERINE MAC DONALD IN “SOCIAL VALUE” Thursday, Friday, and Saturday—For Three Days GLORIA SWANSON in “THE GREAT MOMENT HAMBURGERS, HAM AND EGG SANDWICHES MILK, PIES AND COLD DRINKS XH E HAMBURGER STAND Next to Boyette’s Store ANNOUNCING A DRY CLEANING PLANT Where You Can Get “BETTER WORK—QUICKER SERVICE We have arranged for a special delivery Ser vice to College and have agents to handle our bus iness on the Campus. MILITARY UNIFORMS MADE TO ORDER MODEL TAILORS CLEANERS—DYERS—HATTERS Phone 800 BRYAN, TEXAS INTERURBAN LUNCH ROOM GOOD THINGS TO EAT INTERURBAN STATION, BRYAN