I THE BATTALION Aggieland, Texafs, 2322 A. D. Dear William: Boy I sure did hate to see you leave .us the other morning, for I know that I surely will miss those drinks that are so easy to bum by following an old timer around. I surely wish that you could have stayed over for that corps dance to night. I understand that is is going to be one of the best of the year. Currie has a date so he is going to have every other dance a partner dance. Never will I forget the time we had at the barnyard frivolity. Do you remember that visiting girl you fell for, well I have a date with her for the dance tonight and if I can get old Jap Daniels to lay off I guess I’ll have a pretty good time. Its get ting so now that every time some one touches me on the shoulder I say “Hello Jap” or “Pardon me Bell”. If Mr. Braden would stay away from the dances they would be the two biggest itches on the floor. Just before intermission last nigtt I saw the girl of dreams danc- WALLACE PRINTING COMPANY DANCE PROGRAMS A SPECIALTY. THE VARIOUS CLUBS OF A. & M. ARE INVITED TO SEE OUR SAMPLES Wallace Printing Co. f James Drug Store f JAMES W. JAMES, Manager The Leading Druggists Established 1880 ing off in the arms of the afore said Bell, and determined to put in a word or so for myself. I started for her, when Mr. Ashburn got be tween us and by the time I saw her again intermission was over. I finally got a chance to talk to her, and just as we had reached that point where we both knew an iden tical person old Jimmie Burr came prancing over with story about her liquid eyes and I got so fore that I asked her was that the rea son she always kept them cupped. So now I guess I’ll have to go around and sling a few compliments so I can get along with them. I surely was surprised to see Bill McMillan at the dance last nighc, you know old Bill would make a hit with the women if he would quit pulling that old one about the cross eyed girl. You know there was some thing about ole Bill last night that seemed to appeal to them, I don’t know whether it was himself or Jessie Lang. Along about twelve o’clock I missed him so I borrowed a pitch fork and started looking for him and I finally located him steal ing an ear of corn from the pig sty on the north side. I made him shell out and we then went over and sat down on a bale of hay and started eating our corn. The officer of the day came over and tried to ram us for carrying around the raw ma terial. I understand that Mr. Ashburn is going to use his overalls to make an awning for the main building. I hope that he will let me have a piece of whats left over to paper my room with: I’ll have to close now and g > down to the hospital and see Cop Forsyth, you know he sprained his wrist holding on to that dollar I lent him last night. So I am yours until I see your name on a check for that money you borrowed. Your old orderly, Rufus. I say Did’ja 4* You ever meet A girl seven Or eight Times And some bird Introduces You again And She Sticks out her Hand and says * “I am very t THE REXALL STORE | BRYAN, TEXAS The (oilege Drug Store | Glad to know You.” I say Did’ja. Good Things To Eat and Drink co A Complete Line of Tobacco CASEY’S CONFECTIONERY IN THE “Y” BUILDING HASWELL’S BOOK STORE DRAWING MATERIAL Agency Eastman Kodaks VICTOR J Talking Machines and £ Records % ATHLETIC GOODS | A Warm Welcome AWAITS YOU AT I The Elite Confectionery f CADET HEADQUARTERS Fountain Drinks, Confections, Fine Candies, Cigarettes and Tobaccos DRS. LAWRENCE & ZACHRY DENTISTS 4th Floor City Natl. Bank Bldg. Phones—Office 348 Res. 658 ^ BRYAN, TEXAS WM. B. CLINE, M. D. Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Over A. M. Waldrop’s Store BRYAN, TEXAS