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THE BATTALION
‘F” COMPANY NOTES
The annual Turkey Day game
found the personnel of “F” Oom-
pany vinanimously represented at 3
p. m. on Clark Field. We were witn
the balance of the Cadet Corps in
supporting the best football team in
the Southwest.
o—o—o
We are confident that we number
in our midst more men who have
friends or relatives in the Capitol
City than any other company. We
feel sure that we have a number of
men who are well known throughout
the State, as they have friends in
every town in the State in which our
team plays football. When the Corps
went to Baylor, we were inclined to
believe that most of us came from
“The City With a Soul,” but things
are different now. We don’t know
where we are from, but we are on
our way.
o—o—o
It is rumored that Fish Mau-
frais is having a hard time keeping-
up with his socks. We would like for
some one to tell this gentleman
where his socks are disappearing to.
o—o—o
What is the meaning of “Fish
Ninety Cents?”
O O'—o
It is suggested that anyone de
siring a cure for rheumatism of the
shoulders see Storey.
o—o—o
The moon seems to have bothered
one of the good-looking Sophs on the
third stoop of Bizzell one night last
week.
o—-o—o
The Fish have informed us that
Soph Mitchell went to his home in
Cuero to trot some of the Cuero tur
keys.
o—o—o
We wish to inform the A. H. De
partment that Pat Burns has discov
ered a cow belonging to the Dairy
Department that has a good devel
opment of “ink wells.”
Multiplying Difficulties
The teacher, a lady of question
able age, was having a hard time
getting Johnrjy to memorize the
names of the qings of England.
“Why, when I was your age,” she
finally exclaimed exasperated, “I
could recite the names of all the
kings forward and backward.
“Yes’m,” replied Johnny, unim
pressed; “but when you was my age
there wasn’t nearly so many kings.”
—American Legion Weekly.
Gfiti quickly relieves a^cold.
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A. S. C. NOTES.
The Fish of A. S. C. have been
wondering why Sgt. Ab. Webber's
hair has become so lustrous and be
coming to him in the past few days.
Upon questioning him very closely
he let the good news leak out. Those
wanting to sprout a good top piece
should get in touch with 1st Sgt.
Dougherty as it all lies within his
famous new but opei’ative hair
tonics.
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The record made by the Signal
Corps feetball squad is causing Bible
much concern. So far they have
not been scored on, though they
have met many all star elevens. The
accuracy with which they handle the
forward pass, ability to fumble, at
the right time, and the head-work of
Billingsley, the all-scrub quarter
back, were factors in the brilliant
record achieved by them.
Multitudes watch this crack four
teen (?) in action every afternoon
at Battery Park, southeast of the Y.
Features of Tuesday’s game were the
superb tackling of Fisli Grapejuice
and the support given by the grand
stand.
So great was this at times that
the quarterback’s voice could scarce
ly be heard. Only two penalties were
given during the game. Gi’apejuice
was required to leave the field for
rough playing. Hard-boiled Billings
ley drew the same penalty when he
cussed out the referee.
RIGHT.
Just why some maidens
Dye their hair
And street cars charge
A six-cent fare.
Nobody knows
Or seems to care.
Why runders go
To New York, where
They scatter money
Everywhere,
Nobody knows
Or seems to care.
But if my girl should
Change her hair
And say we’d make
A happy pair,
There’s one who’d know
And one who’d care.
—Yale Record.
1 DAILY PREPARED.
“You want to marry my daugh
ter?” asked the father with the sporty
shirt.
“Surest thing, you know,” came
from the young man with the red tie.
“Got anything put aside for a rainy
day ?”
“Bet your sweet life! And for a
dry day too, pop!”
—Japan Advertiser.
SWEET DREAMS.
Sambo—Say, Rastus, somthin’ fun
ny happened to me last night,
astus—Dat so ?
Sambo—Yas, las’ night I dreamed I
was eatin’ shredded wheat an’ when
I woke up, half my mattras was gone.
—Burr.
AN INSPIRATION.
Patron (to bathing-house proprie
tor)—Look here, my man, somebody
has stolen my trousers!
“Hold on a bit! Are you sux-e you
had them on when you came hei’e?”
—Le Rire ‘ (Paris).
INFORMATION.
“I should like to go to New Yox-k,”
said the weary and subdued traveler.
“A'j-e you asking for information,”
said the young woman at the desk,
“or are you merely telling me your
troubles ?”
OUR DEFECTIVE EDU
CATIONAL SYSTEM
“Everything’s too high,” explained
the corner tobaccoist. “A few years
ago >ve could afford to put our chro-
mos of Ethel Barrymore and Jim
Jelferies with a pack of cigarettes.
Well, they’ve cut out the pictures now
and how’s a kid going to get an edu-
yo’i p - • •> —
-New Yox-k Sun.
Dismissed
“Look hex-e, I ask yoxi for the last
time for that five dollar bill you owe
me.”
“Thank heavens, that is the end
of that silly question.”
—Lehigh Burr.
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CLARA K. YOUNG
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HOLMES BROS.
The A. I. E. E. Society held the
second regular xxxeeting of the month
last Tuesday night. The program was
one of the best that has been put on
so fax- this year. Mr. J. E. Woods
spoke on the “Electrification of
Railways.” In this discussion he i ciety of the junior inspection trip
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showed the many advantages of wa-
ter-power to both employer and em
ployee. Mx\ D. D. Murphree’s talk on
how the central power stations are
financed proved to be the most in
teresting talk of the evexxing due to
his original wit. Maj. A. S. Legg,
the transfox-mer expex-t, told the so-
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Next to City National Bank
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through the nox-th and east last
summer. The trip included the
Westinghouse plant, the American,
Telegx-aph and Telephone Co. of New
York, the Research Edison plant, and
the main general electric plant at
Schenectady, N. Y.
666 breaks a cold quicker than any
remedy we know.