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THE BATTALION
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A PLACE WHERE LADIES AND
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The EXCHANGE STORE
In the Main Building.
EVERYTHING REQUIRED
BY THE CADET
“At a Little more than cost”
R. K. CHATHAM, Manager.
WE WILL BE GLAD TO SUPPLY YOUR NEEDS IN
JEWELRY, WATCHES AND
DIAMONDS
We are headquarters for all kinds of Col
lege Jewelry, R. V. Pins, T. Pins, Junior
Pins, Senior Rings, Two Year Rings, and
all kinds of Class Pins.
FINE WATCH REPAIRING A SPECIALTY
J. M. CALDWELL, Jeweler BRYAN, TEX.
CASH PRIZES ARE OF
FERED FOR ESSAYS
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based upon the experience of
others.
If YOU are working your way
through college, state this fact
and tell in detail what you are
doing.
3. The essay should contain not
more than 500 words.
4. The prizes—First prize $25.00,
second prize $15.00, third prize
$10.00, fourth prize $5.00, fifth
prize $5.00, sixth prize $5.00,
seventh prize $5.00, eighth prize
$5.00.
5. The winning essays will be pub
lished in a leading magazine.
The contest judges will also be
announced later.
6. Contest closes December fii'st.
Send manuscript to Arthur Mur
ray, 143 East 39th Street, New
York, N.. Y. •
FISH VICTORS OVER
SCRUBS SCORE 13 TO 0
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GREAT
SPECIAL SALE!
We are conducting one of the largest sales
ever known in Bryan. Our entire stock of all new
merchandise is on sale.. We have only been in
business two and a half years and have no old
or shelf-worn goods. Thousands are viiting our
sale daily and it will pay you to come and see our
offerings and the very low prices we are making.
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eluded the entire Fish team with the
exception of one man who downed
him on the Fish 15 yard line. The
Scrubs lost the ball on a pass that
went over the goal^ line and with it
lost the last chance that they had to
score. Riggs was the outstanding star
of the Scrubs and will make
excellent varsity mateinal next
year. All of the Scrubs play
ed good ball and it is hard
for one to pick the stars. For
the Fish Johnson, Mitchell and Far-
guson were the stars of the back-
field and will fill the vacant spots
left in the Varsity backfield next
year. Tom played a good game in
the Fish line and kept his men show
ing fight throughout the game. This
is probably the last game that the
Fish and Scrubs will play this year.
We wish that we could give them all
the praise that is due them but we
can’t do it on paper. All we can
say is that our hats are off to you
men for we know that you have
helped make our Varsity what it is
today by taking the hard knocks with
no thought of your reward. Ail
the reward that you can get is that
feeling of having made the other
fellow work for his place thereby
making him a better player. You
have done a good service and the
Cadets are proud of you.
SUPERINTENDENT MAGNOLIA
REFINERIES TALKS TO CHEM
STUDENTS.
Tuesday night, John Newton, A.
and M. ex-student, formerly of Bryan
and now Assistant Superintendent of
the Magnolia Petroleum Company Re
fineries, addressed the Chemistry Club
on topice relative to the refining of
gasoline and by-products.
Wednesday morning - several classes
of Seniors and Juniors in the various
chemistry courses heard a very inter
esting lecture by Mr. Newton on man
ufacture of lubricating oils. The dif
ferent oils and processes were des
cribed and the students obtained some
very definite and clear-cut information
concerning the refining operations
which can only be procured from those
interested in the industry. The Mag
nolia refineries produce both “zero
cold test” and other types of oils.
Their by-products number seventy-
five. An invitation was extended to
the students to inspect the Magnolia
plant.
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The final football game of the sea
son at Kyle Field brought many ex
students and graduates to the campus.
Prominent among these was “Rip”
Collins, famous punter of the T7
Championship Team and also of the
great 2nd Texas aggregation. “Rip”
played with New York last season and
is credited by the sport writers of the
league cities as being the coming
twirler of the big game. It is reported
that in New York at the Polo grounds
“Rip” gave a demonstration of five
punts, each of which surpassed 80
yards in an attempt to show the
Northerners that Texas football was
no joke as compared to their far-famed
Harvard, Yale, Penn State, and other
team records.
“Smoky” Munch, ex-’20 man, and
twirler of renown on our own diamond,
was also present for the game.
“Snitch” Babcock, ex-T9, Battalion
editor in T7, and Glee Club leader,
spent the week-end at College Station.
“Snitch” is now Galveston manager
for the Burrows Adding Machine Co.
George Anderson, center ’17 Cham
pionship Team, spent several days at
College the first of the week.
Fred Hockaday, T8, writes from
Little Rock where he is state super
visor of Vocational Training for the
Federal Board, that he will be able to
settle down for life if the Aggies win
Thanksgiving. Otherwise, he says it
will be impossible for him to eat his
Christmas dinner at home! He states
that he is with the old school heart
and soul. It might be added that
Fred’s Fish brother from Oklahoma
is reaping the whirlwinds his big bud
sowed.
“Chicken”, R. H. Harrison, ’20,
recently visited the college on a bus
iness trip for the State Department
of Agriculture with whom he is a
Veterinarian. “Chick” was also at
the Baylor game in Waco and will
be in Austin Turkey Day.
John Williamson, ’19, writes for
the Bat from Dallas where he is an
architect. He tells of the organiza
tion of the Dallas A. and M. Club,
of which he is secretary and grtes
news of “Birdseed” Baker, ex-’kO,
man with whom he is now rooming.
Phil Becker, ’20, from Ft. Worth,
attendede the Baylor game and will
be with the gang Thanksgiving.
Hugh -Chappedd, ’19, who is now
with Swift & Co. of Ft. Worth, was
a recent Campus visitor.
The plan of serving a supper in
the Y parlors during intermission of
the Thanksgiving Hop, had to be
abandoned, since all available space
on the second floor will be used for
the girls attending the Hop. With
the completion of the third floor, the
plan will be tried, and its success is
assured. It is a great advancement
of the Y in the lives of the students
when it formulates this plan for ac
comodating parents, sisters, and
sweethearts.
A MAN’S ANSWER TO
“A WOMAN’S WAY.
have we reduced
prices like we are at
the present time.
Every article in this
entire stock of High
Grade Men's Wear
is being sacrificed.
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Have you looked thro’
Kahn’s Tailoring Line?
If not, you should. The
values are exceptional
and rightly priced.
Brahdoh & Lawrence
Let at least two weeks pass after
you meet her before you ask for a
date (this suggests your independ
ence.)
Accept her greeting, that “oh, aren’t
you wonderful” ^mile, with a “thank
you, I know it,’\ lift the right eye
brow.
Let her take the lead in the con
versations; show/vast deference to her
opinions! and always let her have the
last word! Ask her if she’d like to
go to a show; but tell her that because
this is the first date, etc., that you’d
rather stay at home and talk to her.
(This saves npney, and she is flat
tered to thin^ you’d rather look at
Jier, than at T^.^a Talmadge.)
'i’ell her y<^ don’t crave golf par
ticularly, but tfiat you adore dancing—
with her! j
Let her tell you about the last frat
dance at whicft she was the “belle.”
Look a little jialous.
Talk about your business enough to
let her know you’re a well-paid man.
Be modest about\ your status in the
office!
Tell her about ^'our stiff knee that
was caused by exposure in the trench
es. Women lovef to administer reme
dies, and you don’t have to follow
them.
Don’t let her get you to talking
about women. You might lose your
head. ; Be a little cynical. This
strengthens your independent atti
tude.
Assure her that she is “so different”.
Follow this up with a strong line of
bull!
Let her show you her kodak book.
Ask who the good-looking girl is. It’s
her “pal”, of course. Listen sympa
thetically to her tale of aforesaid pal’s
cattish actions. Agree that she is a
cat. Say her countenance shows it.
Tell her you have made a study of
reading a person’s character by his
facial expressions.
Agree to study her’s. (About this
time she’ll have you turn off all the
lights except the rose-colored lamp by
the piano.)
Let her play the piano. Compliment
her on her technique. Tell her she
ought to go on the concert stage.
Ask her to play again. Be absorbed
in gazing tenderly at her profile when
she finishes.
Let her turn around and catch you
at it—she’s known it all the time!
(She will now sigh).
Get up and get a piece of the other
fellow’s candy. (This establishes your
independence).
You had best appease her wrath be
fore you leave by explaining this rude
action.
Tell her in low, thrilling, very in
tense tones, that you never had any
girl affect you so before.
Almost—kiss her—start away—and
absolutely declare that you must go.
When she helps you with your coat,
look as if you’d like to take her in
your arms and hold her forever.
Ask her to go riding with you on
the morrow (another money-saver;
the boss buys the gas.)
Look peeved, jealous and extremely
put-out when she tells you she has
a date. (It’s an appointment with
the dentist; you needn’t worry.)
Implore her to let you see her soon.
Tell her you’ll call tomorrow.
Order a dozen roses to be sent to
her the next morning. Do not enclose
a card.
Rest in peace; she’s attached!—■
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