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EMPHATICALLY TO THE GOVER
NOR OF MY DREAMS.
(A single innocent Sophomore was
the victim of this vampire. His ef
forts to locate her were in vain. Ac
cordingly, he requested The Battalion
to publish this and hopes thereby to
locate the elusive lady.)
Dear and Most Beloved Sir:
I send you this, your love to stir;
’Tis you I’ve chosen first of all
On whom to make my Leap Year
Call;
I’ve given you the foremost chance,
A home for you I will enhance,
Your heart and hand I ask, not in
jest.
And I hope you’ll grant my fond re
quest,
And send me back without delay,
Your answer whether yea or nay,
But if your hand does not incline
In wedlock, clasped in pain, in mine;
Then you must the leap year law
' obey
And down to me five dollars pay.
Besides, kind sir, a handsome dress;
I ask no more, I take no less.
Now you may find this missive funny
But I MUST have a man or money—
If you think I am a dandy,
Send to me five pounds of candy.
If the writer’s name you guess
Send this back to her address,
If for me there is no hope,
Send me then five yards or rope!!!!!
ALAS ? ?
’22
Bill King says that money can’t
buy the rabbit foot that he had in
his pocket the night before the Ban-
.quet.
T. U. Soph: “Speaking of facial
characteristics, do you know that I
was once taken for Ty Cobb.”
Rice Soph: “And a man once took
me for the Kaiser.”
A .and M. Soph: “That’s nothing, a
few weeks ago I met an old friend
of mine in the country and he said,
‘Holy Moses, is that you?”
’22
The First Electrician.
Fish E. E.—r“Wasn’t Franklin the
first electrician?”
Junior E. E. Sarcastically.—“No,
Edison was.”
Soph. E. E.—“You’re both wrong;
Noah was the first electrician. Didn’t
he make the ark light on Mount Ar-
I rat.”
’22
Prof. Thomas in English: “Mr.
Davis, tell us the fault in the follow
ing sentence: ‘Having thus consider
ed the structural elements best suited
to the construction of small boats, a
poins may be noted.”
C. H. Davis (in his own original
way): “Well, Mr. Thomas, you need
someone up there to do the ‘Having.”
’22
Join Battery “B” and miss Reveille.
’22
It is nice to sleep on “enlivened”
single-beds; but it is nicer to sleep in
pup-tents ? Ask the Signal Corps.
’22
Juniors, watch your president for
Jack is not only getting bald-headed
but is also buying candy for the girls.
And boys, he was so happy after see
ing that little girl thaf he forgot Dal
las had street cars and walked two
miles back to the hotel.
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