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Gcorretown. Texas. April 17.-t-
With m weakened pitchmj? staiT, the
Longhorns fell victim^ .to the sIur-
fest of the Southwesieitt Pirates here
today by a score of l.t to 8. DeapHff [
desperate efforts on the part of the
Texas hurlers, they were unable to
hold the batters of _ the opposing
squad, and a total of sixteen hits
were precured from the three pitch
ers. Ban-y, English, add McNamara.
The offerings of the I.4>nifhorn heav
ers turned out to b. excellent bait
for runs and hit*.—The Texan.
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I>aufrhter<—“Yes. (Biother; Albert
did kiss me last nicht. But I sure
sat on him for it.*’-<-Ckapparal.
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Station. Traaa. February
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BIG DANCES START TONIGHT.
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^ Everythin ip is set for the bijt dance
tonight which opens the festivity sea
son at this institution. Three days
of enjoyment and eatertainment are
on the proKram. Many of the fore
most youncr ladies of the State will
be hete- Mfnresentinir every county,
towri, villpgB. toamship and institu-
tloni of learn in and it is to be hoped
that they enjoy themselves just one-
half as mpeh as the people here en-
jO having them. These dances cul
minate a week which has been char
acterised hy Texas Independence* Day
and. the farmers-Bankers- Conven
hitB. y j | . r s
The Me^s Hall is to be the center
of all of djhese dances and the Cadet
Corps and civilian' students will be
fed in thp Mess Hall Annex begin
ning Thursday night at supper until
Sunday morning breakfast. We wel-r*^ha|l I brain the youBg fool?
come .evefty visitor whole-heartedly I irFt hazer said,
to our midst and will attempt to show | And quickly the victinds courage, it j
all of aur knowledge of hospitality. | ^ed.
Ihm’t forget the dances sta^k at P:PO i“Youi ran’t he's a Frekhman.” the I
Wanted—<>Be Klaa.
Another prom has co ne and gone;
J Another chance slippeil. by;
Another moonlit night has passed;
'Ami left.tlone am I.
Alone, among so many men.
The single one of aH
th'ho has not won a woman’s kiss.
Tis bitterer than gall!
Of coarse, 'tis true that love is fals
And passing is the Mias}
That every girl is insincere.
But. OH! for just onf kisa!
Yes, rather even blighted hopes
Andjpife of cynic’s sfieer
Than never to have ki4*cd a girl
Ang heard her lying'"iiear.“ T
I would not care if she were false
When I was in her ^pell;
If; I ceuki only get my kisa-ri
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They dll could go to >IeU!
—Tiger.
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p. m. promptly intermission at 12
m. and finish; at :i a. m. Be th
soul and shoes and fire that wicked
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iys been one of the ide
lion to keep-Bqp’lhd
Uther said,
i **You*d| better jus* hit h> ra real hanl
t i on the head.?—Yale Record.
S ] j Honored Systffns.
Finals, finals, everywhere
reputation of the school. This rep- W ith drops and drops of ink.
dtaiion can be spoiled by cine, due And ntver a Prof, who'll leave the
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the fact tkat• the narrow mindffd
spirited publii- judges the commun
ity from actions of the individual. In
deed it is a wrong attitude, and so
it iff of the utmost importance that
YOU not he that individual who is | definiti on bf an optimisti’
And a! ow a man to thi^k!
i i —tCemtell Widow.
Instructor—“Please gfve me your
l Raxors, Razor Strops, Electric Read-
t ing Lamps, Themos Bottles and Many
Other Articles Needed to Complete
the Equipment of a Cadet
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going |to rain the good reputation of
a mass, 'rtie dances come this week.
They are two of the prettiest and
most pleasant affairs in the entire
South. Everyone is invited, and not
few are thf girls who have the privi-
ledge to aktend. Your sister might
yoitie and Fee Shall she carry home
With her a misleading idea of the stu
dent bedy7 Well it’s up to us. wet
-aave t© choose. .There are certain
anti-aesthetic dances which most be | Hirst
excluded from being' performed by strfet
a couple on a floor chaperoned by offt"
some of the finest, most charming
ladies. It ie the duty of one and every
one to call the attention to one of
the dancing parties of the fact that he
» breaking the rules of the hour. If
it • uiitinuef. make him get oqt. Now,
fellows, it .is up to us. Let us keep
up the good spirited reputation which
we have not Roiled so far. be happy
>ggid on with the dance.
Studont (rather detidely)— “A
fellow* that puts on the wrong rtiff
n expects I© get! by ©n a cal-
xam."—Panther.
“Rather
w«arin.”
nsqtie dress that
“Well, she never could keep
g tp herself.”
—Cornell ] Widow.
Frosh—“Which end of a
car are you; supposed to get
Second Frosh—“It really makes
no diffi'retire, both erfits stop.”
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A farther to the Chem lab, strayed,
(Oh. sad it ia to tell)|
Mixed glycerine with Xp2
Whicli blew the J2J -Siren
, Mary had iLlitte skirt.
Arid it was very tight.
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