THE BAT T ALIGN
evening were: Dr. and Mrs. W. B.
Bizzell, Capt. and Mrs. C. H. Mullei’,
Nova Lovell, Ruth Boatwright and
Ike Ashburn.
E. E. SIDE OF BANQUET
Several weeks ago when the
Sophs first learned‘that the Junior
Banquet was to be a current issue,
great as their potential energy.
Many theories were advanced and
commutated to the Sophs who were
in phase with the situation.
A lot of pulsations ensued and it
was decided that the Juniors would
have lots of resistence. The Sophs
were puzzled just watt method they
would pursue, but finally that the
frequency of their meetings should
be increased. Quite a bit of current
opinion was handed to them but they
did not take much of this ohm.
The drill field seemed to be the
starting box of all their ideas and
plans. How all of their plansfarod
will never be known due to the re
lays established along the line.
As both classes were afraid of
leakage factors, secret meetings held
and very little external knowledge
disclosed.
The Sophs were undamped in their
efforts to get the toastmaster and
used all their power to secure him.
But alas! their most excited hopes
dwindled when they found that they
had not abducted the man they were
after.
They kept up with his bearings
but by his multiple winding about
over the country and the many paths
Jay which he could get ohm proved
^e an overload for the Sophs.
By the night of thd Jurrior Ban
quet the Sophs were very reactive.
The Juniors made their rush at
the opportune time and the Sophs
were defeated due to the inductive
part played by the Juniors in the
rear of the Mess Hall.
The Sophs, were real sports and
took defeat in the right way. But
due to the sudden interference with
their plans, the energy stored in the
Sophs had to be expended in doing
woeful work so they invited the few
remaining Fish to go on an expe
dition! Remote control of the Fish
was excellently demonstrated as
there is no telling watt hour the Fish
all returned to their cells after hav
ing spent that night circulating
about over the complex areas near
College.
PARODIES
ON FAMILIAR
SONGS
OLD
The Old Oaken Bucket
How dear to my heart are the days
of enjoyment,
When fond recollection presents
them to view.
When I. W. W.’s out of employ
ment.
Strikers and Bolshevists numbered
but few.
The mer^y old p." ol hall, ch _ saloon
standing near it
Those spots of divers' ui so happy to
me.
Its mirth and its laughter—forever
you’d hear it
And even the rude beer keg. I held
on my knee.
Chorus.
The old oaken b ;e • keg, the ,'ron
bound beer keg,
The joyous old beer keg, I held on
my knee.
But closed is the pool hall and saloon
that stood nigh it,
And every loved spot has now van
ished from view.
How lonely I feel when I chance to
pass by it,
O, my faithful old pipe, I’m afraid
they’ll get you.
The beer keg is gone—in a well
theyv’e entombed it.
That sparkling old treasure so dear
to my eye,
They have cut off its head, and in
chains they have doomed it
To moulder and rot, and in darkness
to die.
Chorus
The old oaken beer keg, the iron
bound beer keg, 1 r
Now a moss covered bucket it hangs
there to die. —M. S. S.
BAND DISCORD
Our College Band struck their
first discord the other evening when
Crippen tried to make Robert King.
Crippen said itwas asley done but
first he had to floor-Walker.
Walker arose as if going to rev
eille and would have crawled his
Frame if he had not drawn his Buie-
knife. It only tended to Phillup Ben
with Glezen when Davidson slipped
up behind Crippen and, raising his
foot which weighs a Clay-ton, gave
him a North-cutt.
This was done for a cheap Price
but was rather Slovacek.
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