THE BATTALION THE SOPHOMORE. i The sophomore is a specie of the human family that thrives in all col leges. He looks very much like man and is socalled by a large percent of the scientist. All men that have made the origin of sophomore a deep study, know that he is of evolution ary origin. It is a proven fact that he was at one time a “fish”. Ac cording to a theory advanced by the freshmen class—and this is a very enlightened class of people, the soph omore is a specie of the ’’brute” fam ily, as is shown by his brutality. But this brutality is caused more by a common custom than from heridity. To study this question more thor oughly we will take for example the sophomore class at A. and M. College. In this class we have the various types of mankind. We have the elongated type or the guys with the long lunch hooks. They have a large cavity under their belts which is rare ly ever filled. Their prey is “fish” cush. His craving for sweets have caused freshmen to go cushless for several meals at a time. Next we have the middle class. As has been proven by our eminent professors we should beware of the “middleman.” Then we have the abbriviated type. The type is developed to perfection at A. and M. College. Here can be found a whole “covey” that are so short they can easily walk under a bed with a high hat on. But taking the class as a whole you can usually find them in the spring, congregated in small bunches, on highways, dark comers and various other places jtrojj^^^^Wes holding Jaracteristic to the well TToldbrs.” Although the sophomore is called “brute” by the freshman and various other names by different authorities, (we admit that he is a sackholder), we, the Junior Class, wish to publish to the world that the type at A. and M. are MEN. BATTALION SECURES BAYLOR GIRLS FOR CONCERT APRIL 14th Thirty-Five Beautiful Young Sing ers and Musicians Are Anxious to Appear Before the Students Now little Sophs don’t come back at us with that alabi about the Junior Toastmaster being dressed as a wait- . er because to our one waiter there was a Sophamore Class of some 250 waiters. L„ 666 quickly relieves Colds and La- Grippe, Constipation, Biliousness, Loss of Appetite and Headaches. 20 The Battalion has just completed arrangements for the appearance at College Station of the 1920 Choral Club of Baylor College for Women at Belton. In the past this has prov en one of the most popular enter tainments of the college, year and re ports from all who have seen and heax-d the club this season state that this appearance will surpass all others. The Baylor Club is noted for its excellent singing and years ago won the highest favor at A. and M. from their rendition of such a large num ber of popular songs. They have the music and songs that appeal to the A. and M. audience. Moreover, the manager, Mr. T. E. Sanderford of Belton, has written that the Choral Club for this season has the prettiest girls ever (which is saying a great deal) and that they will offer more of the popular songs than ever be fore. The young ladies have emphatical ly expressed their anxiety to appear here and are looking forward with the greatest expectation to a memor able evening. No doubt, the cadets and students will fill Guion Hall to its capacity on this date, and many campus and Bryan residents have expressed their pleasure on learning of the engagement. The Club is making an extended tour of East and South Texas and such is the popularity of these en- tertainers that^A. and M. is very fo tunate indeed to have secured them through the efforts of the Battalion for an appearance. Coming from Corsicana, the Club spends one eve ning with us and proceeds to Hous ton for the next entertainment. 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