THE BATTALION
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Queen Saturday
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production; broad fields, small town life, artists’ studios, artists’ models. New
York gaiety, stage life—Davish! Sumptuous! Complete in every detail.
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The Comedy — one of those 2-reel special Sunshine girlie-girlie laugh gems:
“HER NAUGHTY WINK”
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DIXIEsatorday
DOiLOIRIES
Cassinelli
DOLORES
CASSINEUL.
A bill of Pep, Mystery and Power. s __
TOM MOORE
In his latest and best picture “DUDS.” Also 2-reel feature comedy special
MACK SENNETT’S LATEST!
Coming to the Queen Monday and Tuesday “The River’s End.”
Wednesday and Thursday Marguerite Clark in “All of a Sudden Peggy.”
Friday and Saturday, 16th and 17th, Clara K. Young in “Eyes of Youth.”
STRANGE TO SAY!
Judging from the supply of boots
among the Casuals, Chlorinda is of
the opinion that the high cost of
leather has no effect on bootlegging.
* * *
A bacteriologist has created a new
species of microbe by crossing one
with another. W. W. Cox swears that
it won’t work, as he was crossed by
more than one while in Goodwin Hall.
* * *
“Ikey” Cooper says that the H. C. L.
hasn’t hit him yet. That is, he can
feel as cheap now as he ever did.
* * *
“Old” Pustejovsky was seen to try
on a new pair of gloves at Maloney’s
yesterday and shook hands with him
self.
* * *
“Rathjen” Evans, who is woman
shy, paid Miss a visit Sunday
night and twisted his words as much
as he did his hat.
* * «■
“Red” Thompson who didn’t see
any “hot dogs” in the Mess Hall last
night, caused the waiter to get a raise
although it cost him the price of the
cup and ten demerits.
* * *
“Deak” Neyland told a new nursery
rhyme the other night and both of
them nearly fell out of the cradle.
* * *
“Concrete” Lloyd is the most popu
lar man in school. Concrete says his
hair is the only thing that won’t lay
down on him.
* * *
“Birdseed” Baker thought that he
had found a new pair of boots the
other day but when he looked in them
he shook hands with Leslie Ballard.
Francis Bell heard a bug in the pic
ture show the other evening and was
sorry he had his moustache with him.
* * * *
Bill King when asked if he had his
hand on his drum beat it.
* * *
Bill Weinert advertised for a “Par
adise Lost” but, as they dropped out
of his pocket when his hands were
doing something else, he has lots to
think about.
* * *
Billy Taylor is on the fence until
he is issued a Shetland pony.
* * *
Mike Mullane took a quiz in phys
ics this morning on “heavenly bodies”
and made one hundred per cent. Mike
drew thirty-six figures.
* * *
Jack Finney who has had the sleep
ing sickness ever since he met us,
hasn’t opened both of his eyes since
the time Flo Flo was here.
* * *
John Langston and his girl fell out
in a moving automobile the other day
and broke their engagement.
* * *
“Slim” Sherrill in Chemistry this
morning asked Prof. Brayton what
kind of unknown he had and came to
find out that it was lead-acetate.
* * *
“Bubber’ Levy says Waco is the
place to buy your shoes as they put
out the goods there.
* * *
A funny thing happened this a. m.
when Prof. Stone caught Hike “Shim
my” McConnell shaking a test tube.
This made Hike shake all the more.
He also shook out a retort.
* * *
There is a rumor that Higginboth
am’s football prowess is the result of
taming Lyons.
* * *
Jack Mahan says that he can judge
hogs as good as anyone but that its
a job to catch them. We wonder
what Jack “kneeds.”
* * *
“Goat” Saunders is now a wonder
ful dancer. He can now answer a
question without getting out of step
with the music.
* * *
Prof. Brackett, the other day, sup
posed that “Pontius Pilate” Ramsey’s
family must be in the habit of being
late and; on inquiring, learned that
his ancestors ran after the “May
Flower” and missed it.
* * *
Fred Brison, because he parked his
gum behind his ear which is unsani
tary, was stuck by the Bull this
morning.
* * *
“Buck” Schiwetz, who draws on the
fourth floor of the Main building, was
in need of (a) change so he drew on
his father.
* * *
“Hawkshaw” Bradshaw made his
initial appearance at the Junior So
cial and claimed that he felt lost as
he didn’t have a “cent” to his name.
* * *
There is one man in our class who
thrills the fair sex to the extent that
their breath comes out in short pants.
Everytime they see him they say
“Knickerbocker.”
* * *
“Red” Matney up and told Prof.
McDonald that he wasn’t studying
History but that he was making it.
* * *
Our (Oliver) Loving man called up
a girl and she called him down. This
particular girl doesn’t care for Lov
ing.
* * *
Casey, our soda pop king, was heard
to say that he is going to get rid of
some of his fixtures this year but
that “Cop” Forsythe might be here
four years yet.
★ * *
“Todda” Forbes always makes his
point even though ringing up some
thing besides goals.
* * *
Albert Percy says hazing will nev
er be eradicated at A. and M. Surely
not as long as he Percy-cutes them.
* * *
A medical paper announces that
man is taller in the morning than in
the evening. We would hate to see
“Misery” Sherrill late in the even
ing. Clyde Edwards says that “Mis
ery” is the shortest in the
Confectionery.
* * *
“Skinny” Vandervoort is very pat
riotic and insists that for this reason
alone he joined the civilian company.
We are all glad that “Skinny” did not
get in the R. O. T. C. as he might be
a private still.
* * *
Modesty is the appendage of sob
riety but is not the reason that Slim
Farrell has been anhumble boy all
of his life.
* • *
We are glad to say that P. C. Cof
fin accomplishes everything he under
takes But who ever saw a
coffin that wasn’t in for undertak
ing?
* * *
Phil Mockford says that the
“Breeze that blew his gal away”
was full of hot-air and had worlds
of money.