THE BAT TALION >** ^ +X+ >{< ♦j* *}» **» »t* >;* »>■ ❖ STUDENT OPINION. * •*> ❖ >*<■ »v* *$* >j» >> *+•* *** *t+ If you feel real good, happy and full of pep, if you have just passed a hard quiz and feel like throwing your hat in the air and hollowing, if you wear a broad grin on your face and greet all your friends with a word of cheer, or if you have other un-christain feelings of joy—and you want to get rid of them all, why just go to the Y.M.C.A. After be ing there five minutes you will be a changed man. You will have lost your pep, your face will be glum, your eyes dull, and your spirit dead; your friends will shun you, not un- derstandingly, and whisper to each other that you must have been in the Y.M.C.A. Our “Center for Social Activities for Students" has done its work well. Instead of giving us demerits for misbehavior, they ought to punish us by making us stay a cei'tain length of time in the lobby of the Y.M.C.A. We feel sure that within a week af ter this system has been inaugurated not a single College Regulation would be violated. One hour of this ordeal would cure the worst of us! What we would like to know is, what makes you feel so uncomfort able, and so uneasy whenever you enter the Y.M.C.A.? What causes that replusive atmosphere that makes us feel like turning our collars up, and slinking out? What makes that place so utterly inhospitable? Why is it that when you are on your way to the Y someone asks you where you are going, you will never tell the truth? Why is it that you do not like to be seen when you go in the Y.M.C.A.? _ wade from, and to, some of our dor mitories? Why is it, that, though the State has spent a hundred) thousand or more dollars on an excellent chapel, we have to attend lectures, and other meetings in the cold, damp, and un healthy Airdome? WACO CLUB DANCE On Monday night, December 29, 1919, the Waco Club of A. and M. College showed what the combined efforts of the A. and M. Alumni Club of Waco and the present students of the College could put forth in the shape of a dance. This event was one of the great est occasions which has taken place in Waco for the past two years, and, in fact, was the best dance held In Waco since the famous Waco Club dance in 1918. The dance was started in a whirl and during a short intermission af ter the third dance, the A. and M. men gathered around the piano, gave a few yells and the orchestra, Hol- ick’s of course, led out with “Wild Cat Blues”. Needless to say this demonstration of ’’pep” and enthusi asm received much favorable com ment from the visitors, many of whom had never heard such before. After the fifth dance the floor was cleared for the Waco Club Novelty, which took the form of six dancing fairies who danced to the accompan iment of “Christmas Dolls” and other pieces. This, of course, was a very great surprise to every one and the effect was greatly enhanced by this fact. To say that thA dance was a “howling success” would be easy, but in order that we m> ' not be accus- I f. , , " a l x. When you want to enter the lob by, you have to leave your cigar out side, take off you hat, open the door very quietly, tip-toe to a chair, sit down, (be sure that you don’t make any noise by moving the chair), pick up the current issue of the Christian Herald, of the Christian Science Monitor, and proceed to en joy yourself. Then there are a few more enjoyments to be found: You may test the strength of your grip, or you may play checkers (with an incomplete set), play dominoes (not on Sundays), or buy postage stamps. So the only real pleasure the Y of fers to us is that of being allowed to test our grip—and we have to pay for that! Four fifths of the students of this College would never know of the ex istence of a Y.M.C.A. on these prem ises, if it were not for the beautiful building they pass every day. As a center for student activities it is a complete failure. As a decoration of the Campus it is a success. What we want is not a place wherein cold inhospitality reigns supreme, but where a sign of warm welcome greets everyone that enters. * * * Why is it, that, after the depart ment of Electrical Engineering has been teaching that subject for forty years, we have such a rotten light service? :|« Why is it, that, after the depart ment of Civil Engineering has suc cessfully taught its students how to lay side-walks and build roads, most of our sidewalks are under water, and the roads impassable? * * * Why is it, that, though we have a perfectly efficient department that teaches Irrigation and Drainage, we still have to swim to the classes, and pi'J-ri se ret Dixie Saturday The Best Bill This Year. See it Sure. JACK PICKFORD In His Newest and Best First National Picture “A Burglar by Proxy” Also Brand New Two-Reel Feature Sunshine FOOT LIGHT MAIDS MONDAY—GEO. WALSH IN “THE BEAST” quote a sentence or two which is the real test of the success or failure of a dance. Mr. Fellow, manager of the Ral eigh Hotel—“It was^the cleanest and best dance of the "holiday season.” Mrs. Austin, also connected with the Raleigh—“There wasn’t a single drunk person on the floor and the dance was wonderful.” In the preparation of the dance too much credit cannot be given to the arrangement committee of the Waco Club, who put many hours of hard labor into the task of making the dance the best of the holiday sea son. The decorations were of many kinds, the colors of maroon and white predominating, and, in the ar- angement of the lights, the lights with red trimmings took the shape of a large “T” and in the center of the hall was a huge red banner with the legand “275-0” in white numerals. Out of respect for our sister insti tution on one side of the hall a C.I. A. pennant was completely surround ed by A. and M. pennants, which shows the path in which our thoughts travel. The official chaperones for the evening were: Mesdames. J. C. Nagle, A. T. Potts, Joe W. Taylor, Boyd Huff, T. A. Luckett, W. C. Torbett and T. I. Chaney. Among the out-of-town guests of the Club were: Messrs. Carl Scud- der, Herbert DeLee, and Asa Hunt of Dallas, A. B. Knickerbocker, T, A. Cheeves, Levy and Rogers of Mar lin, Harold Walthrip of Fort Worth, Bryan Gouger of San Antonio and A. S. Webber of Houston. The arrangement committee for the dance consisted of W. C. Fiser, Chairman; Roy P. Huff, Finance Manager and Ceborn Megarity. QUEtM—Saturday The Master of Them All in Beauty and Class MALE AND FEMALE All the Passions and Yearnings of the Race Featuring BEAUTIFUL GLORIA SWANSON In a Love Story That is Absolutely Absorbing in Power HOLICK’S ORCHESTRA Adults 50c Children 25c. 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