THE BATTALION
GENERAL RULES FOR FISH
1. To take charge of these spuds
and all grav yin view.
2. To watch my plate in a military
manner, keeping always on the alert
ior anv s^rray sausage that comes
within sight, smell or hearing.
3. To report my bread if sliced too
thin to the Staff table.
4. To quit the table only when sat
isfied there is nothing left.
5. To repeat all calls for seconds.
6. To receive but not pass on to
the next Fish any meat, cabbage or
beans left over by non-commissioned
officers and buck privates.
7. In case of fire in the Mess Hall,
to grab all eatables left by others in
the escape.
8. To talk to no one who eats
onions.
9. To allow no one to steal any
thing in the line of grub.
10. In any case not covered by in
structions to call the captain.
11. To salute all chicken, beef
steak, ham, pork chops, eggs and
liver.
12. To be especially watchful at
the table and during the time of eat
ing to challenge any one who gest
more prunes that myself.
Bachman, coach of the A. and M.
football team in 1906 and 1907 is
now coaching the Northwes’teiji
team of the Western conference.
* * *
Merriam who coached the Aggies
in 1908 and started the season of
1909, is now coaching Iowa.
* * *
Both teams have been eliminated
for honors in the Big Ten Con
ference this year.
* * *
Sergeant Potts woke up the other
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Mahan tore thru right end
SONNETS OF “SUSIE”
Where is the guy who was always
there
When the last call of reveille broke
on the air;
The guy who was there when “sup-
pie” blew,
Though it g - ave him nausea to think
of the stew;
The fellow who drilled when ’twas
hot and cold
And always held a countenance
bold;
Who went to drill in sunshine or
rain
And never, no never was heard to
complain;
The fellow who never got rammed at
inspection,
And followed implicitly every direc
tion.
Show us this guy for we’ve always
persisted
That never, yea, never, such creature
existed.
SECOND VERSE—SAME TUNE
Who’s seen the fellow while in class
Is never distracted with thoughts of
some lass;
Who gets the substance of all that
is said
Recorded permanently in his head;
Who, when the “Prof” is prone to
rave,
The end of the period does not
crave;
Who never invented some smooth
alabi
When he suspected that trouble was
nigh;
A fellow who never made a mistake,
Or in some predicament never did
fake.
Show us this lad with all his virtues
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