THE BATTALION
5
RABBI’S RAVINGS
ALL ye proud and cocky
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SOPHS; all ye studious,
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RESERVED Juniors; all ye
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LEARNED and dignified Seniors;
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DRAW yourselves hither from
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HENCE and consider not what
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PASSETH over your heads!
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BUT come unto me, Fish, with
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EARS big as cabbage leaves
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READY for straight dope—
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(NOT mess hall variety!)
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AND take a tip—Don’t ever
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IN your “talk-fests,” (and
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YOU know what I mean!)
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BOAST of what a loyal son of
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THE MAROON AND WHITE you
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HAPPEN to be, and of how
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MUCH School Spirit and old
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A. & M. Pep you possess until—
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SOME cold November morn
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YOU crawl out at 3:00 a. m.
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AND march to the depot while
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FROST bites your toes and ears
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AN "drizzling rain wets
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YOU to the skin and you
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FORGET it all and yell your
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FOOL head off and your rubber
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NECK sore and wave whatever
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WHILE the band blares out
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“WILD CAT” and with red lights and
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CHEROKEE yells escort a
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LOSING team to their
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ROOSTS - !- (God forbid you
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EVER having the opportunity.)
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BUT remember that such is
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A. & M. Spirit and Pep.
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HAVE YOU GOT IT ?
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The Idea: Actions speak louder than
words !
THE VILYUN
Many’s the evil deal he’s dole;
Many’s the sin he’s sun;
In many a jail has he been jole,
And many a man he’s skun.
I’d give my head for the drink he’s
drunk,
And the sights that he has sit,
With that wicked wink he always
wunk
When a bloody fight was fit;
And the evil smile he always smole
When a wicked dance was dunce.
I wish I had the chink he’s stole.
Without the chance he’s chunce.
O, a desperate man, I never seen,
Who’d climb where he has dumb;
For the Villun on the screen
This rambling ryme is rum.
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AND OTHERS £
The Lariat announces Baylor’s
Diamond Session. The Bears have a
name and traditions that go back
seventy-five years and with the larg
est attendance on record and wonder
ful football prospects they look for
ward to a great year.
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Nebraska “U” has lots of pep—
torchlight parades and rally meetings
helping to keep the spirit at its
highest ebb. They are instituting
green football jerseys and sawdust
fields for the first time this year, ac
cording to the Daily Nebraskan.
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Mr. and Mrs. A. C. Parker of Dal
las have presented T.C.U. with $80,-
000 for a University Church Build
ing and the dream of years is at last
realized says The Skiff.
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A course in Journalism is ocered
at Simmons College for thefirst time
this year announces The Brand.
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The Trinitonian says their line av
erages 174 pounds and their back-
field is the fastest in the state.
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Southwest Texas Normal has or
ganized a Normal Band for the pres
ent year says The Star.
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At the Missouri School of Mines
Kirksville Osteopaths were defeated
19-6 in the first game of the season.
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Mississippi A. and M. has made all
arrangements for a Hallowe’en Ball
to follow their expected victory over
L.S.U. The Reflector is carrying a
Passing Review of the R.O.T.C. Camp
at Zachery Taylor and the Bull Dog
Bunch havn’t forgotten their Texas
cowboy friends.
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C.I.A. is making the Lass-o (al
ways A. and M.’s favorite paper) un
usually good this year. But yon
heard all the C.I.A. news in Dallas!
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The Daily Texan says many Stale
girls will be at the Cotton Palace.
Good ! No matter how hard our foot
ball teams fight on the old grid we
are strong for the !adies.
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The Scalper, Texas University’s
new humorous paper is A-l. We
Judge it will have a long Life and
tickle the ribs of the editors of Puck
as well as . Awgwan, .Widow, and
Tiger.
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Baylor College is making an at
tempt to get President Hardy’s con
sent to their attending the Baylor-
A. and M. game at the Cotton Pal
ace. Go to it, grils, A. and M. strongly
favors your efforts.
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At the Missouri School of Mines
a pair of “Frosh”, as they term them,
were dipped in the icy waters of
“Persuasion Pool” for neglecting t3
observe time-honored traditions of
the school. Very appropriate, is our
verdict—and we have a “Fish Tank”
of our own that has not been long in
disuse!
Spell It Out for ZUMO
By way of explanation it might be
lid that he has only played in one
ame with S. M. U., at Dallas—on ac-
:>unt of indigestion he will probably
e out of the games for the rest of
le season. He was a valuable man,
5 he developed a terrible kick and
auld see things that others couldn t
nd really caused the spectators to
ecome dizzy.
CIGARS
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