GOOD WORK MADE US THE BIG LAUNDRY OF TEXAS “BUSTED SMILES.” Curfew Shall Not Blow Tonight. Slowly the moon was rising O’er the dark horizon line, And the much troubled Junior Knew that it was nearing nine. He had come to woo his Freshman, But, alas, too well he knew In ten minutes he must leave her, For at that time the curfew blew. When he thought that he must leave her. Then his face turned deathly white, And with trembling voice he mur mured, “Curfew shall not blow tonight!” To the light plant then he “beat it,” Staggered throug hte open door, Threw himself before the fireman, Knelt before him on the floor. And there the humble Junior, How he begged, ah, yes, implored, “Whistle-man, I love a maiden; Do not dare to pull that cord.” But the fireman grabbed the Junior And shook him with all his might, Tossed him out of doors and shouted, “Curfew, sir, shall blow tonight!” Then the Junior picked himself up, Saw a ladder standing near. Dashed up it toward the roof-top. He would win, why should he fear? He felt around and found the whistle, Crawled upon it with delight And in high glee, then he shouted, “Curfew shall not blow tonight!” When the old and faithful fireman In the boiler room below, Thinking not of such rash actions, Pulled the string that made the whistle blow. Then the young and silly Junior, Who sat upon the roof so high, Gladly left the seat beneath him. As he vaulted in the sky. And in the midst of this commotion, As he made his upward flight, He could hear a low, faint whistle As the curfew blew that night. When he descended to the roof-top, Burnt and blistered, stiff and sore. Climbed he down the shaky ladder. Sneaked he by the fireman’s door; Dodged he up the darkest alley From which he had come before; There with uplifted hands he vowed, “Curfew shall blow forever more!” —F. J. H., ’17. “JIMMY” CLUTTER. Our track coach, Mr. J. A. Clutter, is one of the most prominent mem bers of the Sophomore class. He came here from Ames, Iowa, where he took a course in athletics and one in dairy husbandry. He came here a year ago last fall to accept a posi tion in the Dairy Husbandry Depart ment. For a while it looked as though his life work would be teach ing dairy husbandry to the “flower of the youth of Texas.” His fame, however, preceded him, and notwith standing his modest and retiring na ture, he again responded to the irre sistible call of the cinder path, not as a participant this time, but as coach of the A. and M. track team. Last year when “Jimmy,” as he is affectionately called by all the mem bers of the track squad, took charge of the team, prospects for a winning team seemed hopeless. With only two men who had ever taken part in an intercollegiate athletic contest be fore, and about twelve green and awkward men, most of whom had never seen a track meet. Clutter built a track team that captured second place in both State intercollegiate meets. Incidentally he developed the fastest half-miler the South has ever produced, and a relay team that did not know how fast they could go. Last year was the first time in years that A. and M. has had a winning re lay team. It looked for a while like he was not going to coach again this year on account of his having too much to do in the Dairy Husbandry Department, but after much persuasion he came out and took hold of the track squad, which was increased from fifteen to twenty men. This year Coach Clutter, although working under many difficulties and with a crippled squad, bids fair to put out a team that will be a strong con tender for the State and Southwest ern championships. A. AND M.’S BASKETBALL COACH. A few words should be said in ap preciation of the work that Mr. Steger has done for the basketball team. When the present gymnasium was completed the Athletic Associa tion discovered that it did not have enough money to employ a basket ball coach. Mr. Steger offered his services free of charge and since then has been in charge of the squad. The record made by this year’s team shows that his ability as a coach is unexcelled in the State. Everywhere it has gone the Farmer team has made an enviable reputation for clean playing. Steger’s motto has always been, “Play the ball and not the man.” He has always tried to elimi nate unnecessary roughness that tends to make the game unpopular. As long as he continues in his pres ent capacity as coach, A. and M. is sure to turn out teams that will be a credit to the college. MLIML tJJunnn©® Complete Line of Drugs and Drug Sundries at Reasonable Prices We will Appreciate Your Business Bryan, Texas THE SUN CO. Commercial Printers Telephone 494, Bryan, Texas Let Us Do Your Job Printing