BELGIUM GRATEFUL TO AMERICA Dr. G. S. Fraps has received the following letter from Holland: Dear Sir—Mr. Paul DeVuyst, from Brussels, unable to write you because in Belgium post service with foreign countries is suppressed, begs me to remember himself to you and inform you how grateful the Belgians are to the American people for their gener ous gifts to our poor and suffering people. As it is impossible now for our compatriots to write to their American friends, we are afraid that the American donors do not receive enough manifestations of the thank fulness of the Belgians. Please tell your friends the grateful feetings of the Belgians. The dis tress of the Belgians is so great that without the sympathetic American generosity half the population would have died of starvation. Please answer to your most thank fully, MARIE JOSEPHS VUYLSTEKE THUYS CAERT. 223 Oestkade Sas van Cent, Hol land. A Freshman (fish) was wrecked on an African coast yVhere a cannibal king held sway; And they served that Freshman on slices of toast On the eve of the very next day. But the vengeance of heaven swiftly followed the act, For ere the next moon was seen. By cholera morbus the tribe was at tacked. For that Freshie was terribly green. —F. J. H., T7. Guest (calling up clerk)—There are a couple of mice fighting up here. Clerk (languidly) — What room have you? Upon being told he inquired: “What are you paying for it?” “Two dollars.” “Well, what do you expect to get for two dollars—a bull fight?” Whole soled—an entire new bottom including heels sewed Half soled, sewed, and heels Half soled only, sewed GOODYEAR REPAIRING Prof, (in English)—What is your idea of the character of Lady Mac beth? Sophomore (scratching his head) —Well, I guess her character was about as good as anybody’s. Some College Jokes. Fatty Brown (E. L.) Hawkins Rayborn. Walter Galliford. Malcolm Bridgewater. Ram-List Schramm. Mr. Bressler (in English 2 section) —What was the name of Galileo’s tlescope? Fatty Brown—Old Betsy. Remember Us When You Anything in the DRUG LINE Sole Agents for Huyler’s Candies The Best Equipped Soda Fountain in Bryan The Smith Drug Go. J. A. McQUEEN Mgr. WM.B. CLINE, M.D. Practice Limited to EYE, EAR, NOSE, THROAT Office Phone 521, Resi dence 622 Commerce Building Bryan, Texas ■a- •«- •a- •a- o & •» •H- O & fl- o •fl- •a- o •a- •a* -H- <0- •a- <0- •B- •a- •a- •a- •a- «■ •a- ■a- ■a- •» •a- •a- o •a- -a- o -a- ■» o •a- R. M. VICK Ice Cream, Cold Drinks and Fresh Home-Made Candy Bryan, Texas METROPOLITAN BARBER SHOP Three First-Class Barbers West of Car Station Bryan, Texas Hat and Cold Baths J. V. CHMELESKY •fl- ■o* •H- ■0- «- ■o- •0- •0- •tl- «- $ & $ 1$ O & § O O $ $ $ s$! « O lOr !& 1$! !$ !$ !§! Sjl Your old footwear can be made to look like new by K. C Jones, Expert Shoemaker BRYAN SHOE HOSPITAL A. J. WAGNER, Prop., Phone 251-1 Ring GENERAL REPAIR SHOP Locks, Keys, Guns, Musical In struments and Sewing Ma chines Repaired on Short Notice W. J. CHRISTIAN, Prop. Bryan, Texas Back of Haswell’s Book Store Kodak Finishing. Develop Films Free. Prints 2, 3 and 4 Cents. Bring Your Films for Enlarging. GHAS. SOSOLIK Photographer All Kinds of Enlarging a Specialty. High Grade Photos Half Price. Studio Near Interurban Station. Flash Light and View Work Done Promptly Bryan, Texas