Canopus Society Birthday Tea. The little folks of the campus great ly enjoyed a tea given by Mrs. P. C. Bol:on in honor of little Miss Mary Bolton’s fifth birthday. The house was prettily decorated with potted plants. At a small table in the parlor Mary presided, pouring chocolate. During the afternoon Mrs. L. L. Burke entertained the kiddies with wonderful stories. Also the victrola was a source of entertainment during tho time. The dining room was beautifully arranged and decorated in pink and white. Five crystal candlesticks tied with white tulle and holding pink can dles, were arranged on a reflector and formed the centerpiece. There was a lovely and huge birth day cake with five little candles on it. Cake and cream were served at the end of a very happy afternoon. Mrs. L. L. Burke and Mrs. M. D. Hays assisted Mrs. Bolton in making the little folks have a good time. Personals. Miss Mary Terrell returned to hei home in Navasota Saturday. Miss Mildred Mabee of Illinois is the guest of her sister, Mrs. Wilmon Newell of College. Mrs. John Burns was hostess to the Bridge Club on Thursday evening. Invitationn have been issued by Mesdames Youngblood and Connor to a “tacky party” on Friday, Jan uary 22. Mr. and Mrs. B. Youngblood left Monday to attend the Governor’s ball in Austin. Mr. and Mrs. Wert Boyett attended the Governor’s ball in Austin. Mrs. Blodgett Entertains. On Saturday afternoon Mrs. Blod gett in a most pleasant way enterain- ed a number of her friends. There were six ^tables of bridge and one of “forty-two.” Three charming little maids, two little Sims girls and Evelyn Blodgett, met the guests at the door. In the parlor Mrs. Blodgett, assist ed by Mrs. Sims of Bryan, received. After a number of interesting games a delicious two-course luncheon was served. Five Hundred Club. Mrs. C. C. Hedges was the hostess to the the Five Hundred Club on Fri day afternoon. The rooms were lovely with -winter violets tastefully arranged. Mrs. Hedges, assisted by Mesdames Parmallee, Bell and Chastain, served a delicious luncheon of creamed chicken, olives, coffee, sandwiches, ice and cake. The new members who have joined the club this year are Mesdames Hill and Bell. Mrs. Smith of Colorado and Miss Mildred Mabee of Illinois were the out of town guests. Dinner Party. On Friday evening Mr. and Mrs. W. F. Proctor entertained Messrs. Brad ford Knapp of Washington, Flohr of Washington, Gentry of Washington, Orms of Mineola and Walton of Div ings ton, with an eight-course dinner. Stop worrying about your clothes not being pressed. Buy a ticket and you will always have them ready. A. & M. Pressing Club. F0RM.L1BITY Bishop Mouzon Would Make Southern Methodist University Great School of M. E. Church, South. Dallas, Tex., Jan. 21.—The Meth odist Episcopal Church, South, has lost Vanderbilt University. The Meth odists of the South now have no uni versity. The foundations of a great university have been laid here. Del: us have a redhot campaign during February, March and April to raise $1,000,000 to make the Southern Meth odist University of Dallas the greatest educational institution on the conti nent.—Bishop E. D. Mouzon of Dallas This plea was made by Bishop Mou zon at a conference yesterday for de ciding finally the details of the sub scription campaign when three minis ters, Rev. Hubert Knickerbocker o Temple, Rev. J. Young of Ennis and Dr. J. T. 'Griswold of Sweetwater Avanted a smaller sum as an objective Appeals for heroic denominational faith and work on this final struggle to make the great school at Dallas an actual reality were made by Bishop Mouzon, Dr. H. S. Hyer and Bursar Frank. Reedy. Plans were laid for the campaign and decided on. The months listed in the foregoing will mark the life of the campaign with $1,000,000 as the objective. Tavo great buildings have already been completed for the university, which will open next September. S. A. A. NOTES. Dr. Bradford Knapp, special agent in charge of farm demonstration work, United States Department of Agriculture, Washington, D. C., ad dressed the S. A. A. Society last Thursday night in chapel. Dr. Knapp spoke of the extension work, telling of the wonderful progress it has made, and pointing out the splendid oppor tunities offered to agricultural grad uates in this work. Many were en thused. The S. A. A. Society meets in chapel every other Thursday night at 7:30, and all agricultural students will profit by attending these meetings. Time to begin looking nice if you expect to “go high” next year. Get a ticket and let the A. & M. Pressing Club give you nine presses for $1. A group of cadets copying their schedules from the bulletin board fell to discussing the Wednesday after noon chapel, which they found record ed there. Said one of them, “I am not going to that—I am going to drop it.” A young lady is very proud of the B. A. tacked on to her name up her graduation from college, but she is much prouder of the additional B. Y. she acquires soon after marriage.— Contributed. By an improvement on our machine we are able now to put a crease that will stay. A. & M. Pressing Club. Subscribe for The Battalion DO IT NOW! NOT WHAT WAS MEANT. Dr. Bradford Knapp in his recent visit here told the following story: Once before an Arkansas audience the chairman of the occasion prefaced his introduction by saying the human race was supposed to be descended from apes, which all persons knew to be very hairy, hence Dr. Knapp must be further advanced than the rest of us since he has no hair at all on his head. When Dr. Knapp arose to speak he remarked that he had been introduced in many ways, but that this was the first time that he had ever been pre sented as a hairless ape. Nine presses for $1. Eleven cents per piece. A. & M. Pressing Club. DONE BY THE TYPES. Newspaper compositors and men who edit copy, no matter how eagle- eyed they may be, sometimes allow errors to get by that are either laugh able or humiliating. The Chicago Tribune, in reporting a political meet ing, said that the vast audience rent the air with their snouts. Another Chicago paper reported that the pro peller Alaska was leaving port with a cargo of 40,000 bushels of cats. A Buffalo paper, in describing the scene when Roosevelt took the oath of of fice as President, said it was a spec tacle never to be forgotten when Roosevelt, before the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, and a few wit nesses, took his simple bath.—Hous ton Post. If the goods we sell could talk we would not have to advertise! Brandon & Lawrence “EVERYTHING TO EAT” AT HARDY NEWTON’S STORE Bryan, Texas Let us supply your materials for Club Feeds. RING COLLEGE 44 Make your wants known to us. Our line of Groceries is always fresh and the best ob tainable. Ask to see our line of Stationery. W. G. BOYETT The Campus Grocer J. M. CALDWELL THE JEWEDER Of Bryan, will appreciate the patronage of all Cadets and Campus people. Guaranteed satisfaction to all. His repairing is best; his optical department is best; his stock is of the highest class. See his agents at College; leave them your watch for repair. H. A. JOPDING J. R. JARVIS Room 7, Foster—Campus Agents