We make your watch keep time. Absolute satisfaction; no unnecessary delay PARK ™»o„ Postoffice Block “At It Since ’82” THE BATTALION Published every Wednesday night by Students of the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas Subscription price $1.25 per year. Advertising rates on application. Member of Texas Collegiate Press Association. A. E. BURGES, ’15 Editor-in-Chief J. F. HADEN Business Manager P. A. HOMANN, T5. .Associate Editor W. L. RUTAN, ’15 Asso. Bus. Mgr. E. McR. CLAYTOR, ’15...Ex. Editor MISS LOUISE PROCTOR..So. Editor M. T. GARRETT, T6 Agr. Editor UEL STEPHENS, TG Eng. Editor S. P. McFADDEN, T6...Sport. Editor G. C. MOPPET, ’16. .Y. M. C. A. Editor D. H. KIBER, ’17 ’Frisco Editor Cartoonists P. T. CROWN, T5 (Chief), J. M. BUR- KET, ’16. L. A. Yon ROSENBERG, ’lb. Assistant Business Managers S. B. HAYNES, ’16, J. B. ROBERT, ’16, Reporters J. R. BARNES, J. B. JOYCE, T. W. TEMPLE, P. W. HALSEY. All material for publiication should be signed and turned in not later than Monday night. Entered as second-class matter at College Station, Texas, February 17, 1905. College Station, Tex., Dec. 9, 1914. We often hear the remark from both cadets and members of the faculty that the social life on the campus is not what it should be. Graduates often say that they do not know how to act when they are in society. Everyone expresses a Wish that this condition might be changed, but it seems that little progress is being made. We are wondering if this is not due, more or less, to the fact that the students never meet their in structors anywhere except in the class room, and if this condition is not the fault of both the instructors and the cadets. How often do you see a cadet in the home of a professor? How many cadets have met the wives of their professors? When we hear a pro fessor’s or instructor’s name mention ed all we think of is a man who meets our class, calls the roll, hears our recitation, grades our papers and passes or flunks us in the course. We seldom realize that he is. a common human being just as we are. We seldom meet him outside of the class room or his office. No doubt when he thinks of a certain cadet he only thinks of him as a student who makes “B” in mathematics or “C” in Eng lish, etc. If the student and instructor met each other oftener as man to man in a social way, no doubt there would exist a more friendly relationship. However, the corps is partly to blame for this condition of affairs. We have seen boys sneer and make fun of a fellow classmate when he would speak to an instructor about some subject not related to the class work. To be frank about it, the term usually applied is “sucking.” This draws a sharp line between instructor and student which should not exist. Again, when professors invite students to their homes, very few of the boys will go. Many times a professor has had members of the senior class at his home for dinner and invited them to call again, but the boys would ignore the invitation. Such treatment would dishearten anyone. However, it does seem that at last the senior class should know their instructors and pro fessors better. We all look forward to the new Y. M. C. A. as a solution to this problem, but we wonder if the faculty and senior class could not get together and devise means of bringing the students and their instructors into closer touch with each other. THE HERO OF YESTERDAY. I watched him one day from the bleachers, a King from the Van ished Past; One of the old-time wonders, the star of an all-star cast; Blazoned in balldom’s annals, held up to fame and renown, But crowded at last to the Has-bens— A Dub in a Bush League town. One of the Legion Historic, crowned in a far-gone day; Where thousands and tens of thou sands cheered as he passed their way; Wherever the echoes thundered, roll ing from flat to flat. As he leered at the paling pitcher and swung with his mighty bat. Pride of a Northern city, king of a cheering State; One of the age’s heroes, one of the Deathless Great; One with the mien of monarch, cast ing a mystic spell, With the eye of the Great Gray Eagle, the speed of the wild Gazelle. Brave as an Indian tiger, daring in every fight; Quick as the Western panther, with brain that as quick as light; Hailed as a great game’s leader, crowned with a great game’s crown. But crowded at last to the Has-bans-- a Dub in a Bush League town. What were his dreams, I wondered— Over what vanished track Did memory lead through the ages where a million stoad at his back When up from the crowded grand stand a throng of the long ago Leaped with a crashing tumult as he swung for the home-run blow? Now that the arm had faltered, the arm that had carried far; Now that the eye had faded, placing the final bar As he fanned with a vainless effort or run with a labored tread, I wondered if, in his dreaming, he heard what the bleachers said? Faded and slow and aging, jeered with a thousand knocks. The star who had driven Clarkson the Wizard out of the box; Did he hear the snarl of the bush fans, taunting in endless flow, Or only the echo of cheering from a game of the long ago? THE CHICAGO STOCK SHOW CALLED OFF On account of the outbreak of the foot and mouth disease in certain parts of the Nation the Chicago Stock Show has been called off, but Prof. Burns will continue the training of his men and finally select a team just as if it were going to Chicago, in order that the A. H. men might lose no practice because of it. Among the members of prominence of the class of T5 is the lieutenant colonel Velpean C. Denton. Denton was born in the tropical land of Florida in the year 1890. We have no approved data on his early life other than that his chief youthful pastime was to explore th^ numerous lakes and recesses of the everglades. It is surmised that these adventures caused him to realize the importance of bridges and canals in that portion of the tropics. From this he got the idea to prepare himself for that branch of work which provides for such necessities. Part of his boyhood was spent in Tennessee, but Texas claimed the greater portion of his recent life. He graduated at Lancaster high school in 1908. He went to Texas Christian University one year while the institu tion was in Waco and another year after it was moved to Fort Worth. In the meantime Denton’s youthful am bition to become a civil engineer had not left him. With that object in view he entered this college in 1911 as a sophomore “fish.” Instead of returning with the re mainder of the corps after the strike in 1913 he did civil engineering work until the opening of the next college session. The experience he received was sufficient to teach him the neces sity of securing a better preparation for the profession. Therefore he re turned to A. & M. with the intention of finishing the course. While Denton was out of college he did civil engi neering work for Stone & Webster Engineering Corporation, Field Engi neering Company, Phoenix Construc tion Company and Fred A. Jones Com pany. At the present time Denton is lieu tenant colonel of the regiment, presi dent of the C. E. Society, president of the senior election committee, asso ciate business manager and associate editor of the Long Horn, student mem ber of the athletic council, and chair man of the Y. M. C. A. membership committee. The strongest point in the lieuten ant colonel’s character is his con stancy. He will not undertake to do a thing unless he knows he is right, and once started he will finish it. When the going is hard he makes it a point to go a little harder. ALPHABET OF THE NEW WINTER DANCES. Awfully attractive; Boldly begun. Carpingly critised; Daringly done. Easily enemied; Fearfully fly! Gracefully gyrated; Horribly high. Impishly innocent. Joyously jimp; Kickily 'kittenish, Luringly limp. Merrily mischievous, Naughtily nice! Obesity’s order, Prosperity’s price. Quietly questioned, Rampantly railed; Sinuous serpentine, Twinklingly trailed. Undue undulations Virtuously veiled. Willowy wavering, Xpertly xprest; Young yielding youthfulness, Zigzagging zest. —Carolyn Wells, in Life.