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CAMPUS SOCIETY
500 CLUB.
Mrs. John Bagley entertained the
“500” Club on Saturday afternoon,
serving a charming little luncheon of
chicken salad, hot rolls, olives, peach
pickles, coffee, angel food cake and
apricot ice. After the chief diversion
of the afternoon.
BRIDGE CLUB.
On Thursday evening Dr. Chas. Pur-
year entertained the Bridge Club in
his lovely apartments.
On the tables for the guests to en
joy while playing were dishes of deli
cious homemade candies.
The game was played with the quiet
dignity that characterizes bridge, hut
afterwards the serving of luncheon
was the cue for an hour of chatter and
fun, mingled with the clinking of sil
ver and glasses.
Creamed oysters in patties, hot rolls,
coffee, fruit salad, crackers, fruit
cream and cake were daintily served.
SMILES.
“Fish” Oliver to “Bull” Moses:
“Say, what have you got your name
on your bed for; so you won’t make a
mistake and get in your roommate’s
bed
Ed Mauldin to “Cotton” Carlton in
charge of company: “Say, ‘Cotton,’ if I
desert chapel without anyone seeing
me will you Tam’ me?”
During the Farmers Congress a
rube approached a cadet in this way:
“Say, young fellow can you tell me
which one of these buildings A. and M.
College is in?” They carried the boy
off on a stretcher.
“You are on guard in the morning,’
said the first sergeant to the “Soph"
private.
“I was just on yesterday morning,”
the “Soph” replied, “the ‘Bull’ must
think that I am specializing in milita
ry practice.”
Heard in the class room:
Prof: “What is the feminine of
John
Fish: “Maggie.”
Corry: “Now, ‘Fish,’ when you write
up that explanation, be sure that it is
in the form prescribed in the Blue
Book.”
“Fish” Cotheron: “Do they grade
them like they do a permit? I took a
permit up last week and the “Bull”
gave me “A” on it.
Bryan and College
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“Fish” Keith, at the supper table:
“Who is that fellow ‘Sup’ anyhow? I
hear the first sergeant saying some
thing about him every evening at re
treat.”
Words of the College Song
The following song is the only one
submitted in the college song contest
announced by the Battalion. Original
music was written to suit it and the
music is now in the hands of the band.
The corps may be called together for
the purpose of learning this song any
night in the next few days.
Texas A. and M.
Come, fellows, gather round.
Let’s sing a song of praise
For Texas A. and M.,
Scene of our college days.
In football we’re the best,
In South or in the West;
On this we’ve won our fame
From Texas up to Maine.
Chorus:
Our college “pep” we never lose,
Tho’ even in defeat;
Cadets we are and brothers still,
Wherever we may meet.
Our military fame
Has spread o’er all the land;
A joy it is to see
Us marching by the hand.
When we to Dallas go.
Our prowess there to show,
We know we’ll meet that day
With charming C. I. A.
I am not prone to heart attacks
But it fills my heart with pain,
And I’d like to kick the brainless mick
Who calls a girl a “jane.”
Jim—“What is the most nervous
thing you know, next to a girl?”
Phil—“ Me, next to a girl.”
PERSONALS.
Mrs. Wilmon Newell returned Sun
day after spending the summer in the
North and East.
Mrs. M. L. Hays and little son are
expected home Saturday.
Mrs. Smith of Colorado is spending
the summer with her sister, Mrs.
Floyd Paddock.
Mrs. Dr. Friley of Huntsville is vis
iting her son C. E. Friley.
Mr. Reese Spence of Waco, after a
week end visit with his parents, has
returned home.
They*re not short-lived
The Jerseys
In 1913 eighteen Jersey
cows were officially tested
which averaged 12 years
and 7 months of age. Their
iso:
average milk production
was 8617 pounds. Average
butter fat, 387 pounds. One
of these cows was over 18
years old.
Longevity, Constitution and Economic
Production are Jersey characteristics.
THE AMERICAN JERSEY CATTLE CLUB
324 W. 23d St.. New York City
Local Setting of Shakesperean
plays:
The Comedy of Errors—Freshman
English class.
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