The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, April 17, 1914, Image 15

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    CAMPUS SOCIETY NOTES.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
500 Club.
Mrs. John Richie was at home last
TYiday afternoon to the members of
the 500 Club. At the end of eight
most pleasant games a two-course
luncheon was served.
Chicken Salad. Apricot Jelly.
Nut-hread Sandwiches.
Ice Cream. Cake.
The club will meet next Saturday
with Mrs. A. C. Love.
Sewing Club.
The Sewing Club was entertained
by Mrs. M. L. Hays last week. De
licious fruit sherbert and cake were
served at the close of the afternoon
to Mesdames Sbisa, Kyle, Wood, Gee,
Burke, Harper and Smart.
WM. B. CLINE, M. D.
Practice Limited to
EYE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT
Commerce Building BRYAN, TEX.
DR. HUNNICUTT
Physician and Surgeon
PHONF 289
Office Commerce Building
BRYAN, TEXAS
DR. ALGIE BENBOW
DENTIST
Office Over First National Bank
BRYAN, TEXAS
Bridge Party.
Dr. and Mrs. Marstellar entertained
seven tables at bridge Tuesday even
ing at the home of Mr. and Mrs. C. P.
Fountain. After five enjoyable games
a delicious two-course luncheon was
served. The party broke up at mid
night with many regrets on the part
of the guests.
Auction Bridge Luncheon.
Tuesday morning from 10 to 1-
o’clock, Mrs. B. Youngblood honored
her guest, Mrs. H. C. Ingram of Okla
homa City, Okla., with an informal
auction bridge luncheon.
W. H. LAWRENCE
DENTIST
Commerce Building
Bryan, Texas
Phone 521 Residence 558
Geo. D. Tucker
THE LIVERYMAN
Telephone 112
Bridge Club.
The Bridge Club met with Dr. and
Mrs. F. C. Bolton on Thursday night.
Dinner Party.
Mr. and Mrs. M. L. Hays entertained
Messrs, and Mesdames Burke, Bol
ton, Newell, Proctor at an Easter din
ner party on Saturday evening. The
color scheme to be carried out is pur
ple and yellow.
Campus Club Dance.
On Wednesday evening the Campus
Dancing Club enjoyed its monthly
dance at the Gym. The grand march
was led by Miss Louise Proctor and
Mr. Spaulding. The college orchestra
furnished the music.
Personals.
Miss Esther Davis of Austin visits
Mrs. R. J. Potts next week.
Miss Sarah Harlan of the State Uni
versity and Miss Josephine Foscue of
Austin will be the guests of Mrs. Wil-
mon Newell during the April festivi
ties.
Miss Emily Coleman of York, Ala.,
arrives Sunday to visit Mrs. J. W.
Ridgway.
Miss Margaret Holland of Lexing
ton, Ky., will visit her sister, Mrs. C.
C. Hedges.
Mrs. H. C. Ingraifi is visiting Mrs.
B. Youngblood.
EXCHANGE
BARBER SHOP
First Class Workmen
T. A. ADAMS
Bryan, Texas
“Oil Burning Route"
Spend San Jacinto Day
in Houston, $1.50 round
trip. On sale only for
morning trains April 21st,
returning same day.
W. F. DAVIS,
Ticket Agent.
BUSINESS CARDS
THE KISS.
A kiss is a peculiar proposition. Of
no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two.
The smal boy gets it for nothing, the
young man has to steal it and the old
man has to buy it. It is the baby's
the lover’s privilege and the hyp-
mask. To a young girl, it is
a married woman ; hope; and
maid, charity.
OUT OF BREATH.
-a. young man in Milwaukee kissed
his sweetheart about forty times right
i r~aight along and when he stopped,
the tears came into her eyes and she
said, in a sad voice: “ Ah, John 5 I
fear you have ceased to love me!”
“No, I have’nt,” he replied, “but I
must breathe.”
A. MACKENZIE
Jeweler and Expert
WATCHMAKER
I. & G. N. Watch Inspector
BRYAN,TEXAS
W. J.COULTER
TRUNKS
SUIT CASAS, ETC.
TRUE COURTESY.
Lady (at piano): They say you
love good music.
Youth: Oh, that doesn’t matter
Pray go on—Le Rire.
LIFE.
Music is a job lot of vibrations man
ufactured under the auspices of a labor
union and furnished to hotels and res
taurants for the purpose of adding to
the discomfort of the guests. Music
is also used for other purposes. It
comes in pianos, harps and organs, and
sometimes, though rarely, in human
beings and phonographs. Babies often
furnish music when least expected and
at hours not always approved of by
respectable and God-fearing people.
Music was at one time called a
heavenly maid But she is now mostly
clothed in rag-time and is known as
flossy. In short, music has run the
scale from classic to classy.
Like eggs and other historic back
numbers music is now kept in cold
storage and comes in reels and cans.
Hand-made is music is gradually be
ing superceded by the factory-made
article.
At one time music, singular as it may
seem, was used to make music. Now
it is used to make a noise.—Life.
“Who’s dead?” he inquired of the
corner grocer, who was standing near
door gazing at the funeral procession.
“Chon Schmidt,” replied the grocer.
“John Smith! You don’t mean to say
John Smith is dead?” “Vell^ py golly,
vot you dink dey doing mit him—prac
ticing, hey?”—Life.
“Do you like Schopenhauser?”
“No, I never drink that imported
stuff.”—Punch Bowl.
“Mrs. Gotrox made an awful break
at the Vandergould ball last night.”
“What was it?”
Siren.
“ Her hose supporter. ” — Illinois
“Miss Wombat, will you be mine?”
“Never.” The young man was
jarred, but not wholly discouraged.
Presently he came back in this fash-v
ion: “Well, will you let me be
yours?”—Pittsburg Post.
Holmes Bros.
Dealers in
Fine Candies and all kinds oi
Confectionery. Ice Cream Par
lor in connection.
BRYAN .TEXAS
THE CAMPUS BARBER SHOP ™ •« °p-
7 a. m. to 7 p. m
Accommodate Until 10 o’clock Saturday Night
Open Sunday Morning for Shines Only
J. F. LAVINDER
Proprietor
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W. T. JAMES, THE FURNITURE MAN
Carries a Full Line of Matting, Rugs, and Desks
Everything to Suit College Men
Wagner Building, South of Postoffice BRYAN, TEXAS
CLOTHES MADE TO ORDER
Exclusive Agent for Ed. V. Price & Co.
UNION WOOLEN MILLS
M. H. JAMES, THE LEADING DRPGC1ST
Pipes, Stationary and Toilet Articles
BRYAN TEXAS