The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, March 28, 1913, Image 14

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We can Please you in Men’s Wear
BRANDON & LAWRENCE
OUTFITTERS FOR YOUNG MEN AND MEN WHO STAY YOUNG
DO YOU KNOW HIM?
Haven’t you met the fellow who ap
pears to have nothing of his own?
The one who forever sponges on
others for all his little needs. “Lend
me them papers.” “Got a match?”
“Say, I need a clean pair of gloves,”
etc. He borrows everything he possi
bly can and is sure not to return it.
He has an ever-ready excuse for his
lack of necessities and it’s usually a
poor one. His nerve is a maximum
quantity while his appreciation for
your kindness is below the zero mark.
You will find him everywhere; he’s
one of those “things.” He’s the
“moocher.”
Plies multiply more rapidly than
nearly any other species of parasite.
For every fly unswatted today 7,600,-
000,000 will be added to the fly pop
ulation of College Station by Septem
ber. Swat the fly!