Jokes. Prof.—Please correct this sentence: “The toast was drank in silence.” Student—The toast was eaten in silence. Foolish, Foolish Questions. Fish (to Soph, going to shop in over alls)—Going to shop practice today? Soph.—No, I’m going to Chicago to play chess with the King of Bohemia. If you want to buy an OLIVER TYPEWRITER See JAMES HAYS QUARLES Giesecke Training Camp New Braunfels, Texas j| A course in CHEMIS TRY for students deficient in Chem. 1 to be > taught by L. B. iVlcMillian of the Mechanical Department of A. & ;! M. College, has been added to the courses of instruction. An ex. j; amination for credit in this subject will be hel i at the CAMP. For further information see L. B. McMILLIAN, at 72 Legett Kern (to his roommate, L. H. Powell)—Let’s ho over to the hospital and get an atomizer. Powell—I don’t seed any; only the good die young. Let’s start a nickel crap game. Bull—You say you work at what? Pete Fry—At intervals. Ambitious Freshman. It was Saturday afternoon. A Fresh man and a Sophomore were walking to the depot, when they met the Col onel. “Good evening, gentlemen,” said he in a pleasant voice. The Sophomore nodded a careless greeting, but not so with the Fresh man. “Go-o-o-d afternoon,” he gurgled in a perfect ecstacy of joy and over wrought emotion. Then he stopped still, and glued his eyes on the disappear ing figure of his noble commander. There was a deep quaver in his voice when he turned: “Say,” he whispered in awe, “did you ever notice ’em?” “What?” “Those eagles . on his shoulders” (and then with a magnificent sweep of his arm) “with OUT-spread wings.” Col. Huth (to young man in Bryan) —Say, aren’t you a cadet? Young Man—Yep! Col. H.—Didn’t you know that they didn’t allow anyone to wear “cits” to Bryan? Young Man—Yes, but anyone dare not ram me because I’d— Col. H.—You know who I am? I’m required to report all cases of this kind. Young Man—But, do you know who I am? I’m the biggest liar in Bryan. Fish (noticing Senior E. E working on top of telephone pole)—Working on the wires. Red? Senior E. E.—No, I’m making ham sandwiches for a steam roller. Fish (to Junior playing ball)—Say, playing ball today? Junior—No, I’m rolling a peanut up to the top of the Statue of Liberty. Fish (to orderly)—Say, are you orderly? Orderly—No, I’m acting “Bull” while he is gone upon the roof to fly a kite. “Sapolio” (at depot ollege Station) —Where does this train go? Brakeman (on Jinny)—This train goes to Fort Worth in ten minutes. “Sapolio”—Gee whizz! That’s going some! Twisted belts of leather, Little songs of rhyme, Make a “fish” at college An old boy after time. Just a strap persuader. Just a day without your “cush,” Just as a gentle reminder Makes an obedient fish. English history puzzles me, I never can see why. After so many “reigns” It is still so awfully dry. —(Ripsaw, 1910. Young Lady (to one of our dear old Bachelor Profs.)—Don’t mind what those horrid people say, but just re member that I still love every splinter in your dear old mahogany head.— (Ripsaw, 1910. Wonder if I Naed any ELECTRIC Goods? W. E. ALLEN 81 Leggett <; Can Supply Your Various Wants. Flashlights !» and Supplies a Specialty. 1; Enlarged our line of Athletic Goods Agency EASTMAN’S KODAK COMPANY Haswell’s Book Store THE PRINCESS THEATRE Open Daily 3 p. m. to 11 p. m. Change of Program Every After noon and Night UP-TO-DATE IN EVERY WAY GOOD MUSIC WE SOLICIT YOUR PATRONAGE Take It From Os Boys, They Are the Best, Yet! What? The Hike Pictures <: Call and see our samples. 1 Get in your order before the jj: Spring rush. Fill your al bum with college pictures for M; the golden after while. 1 Smith Brothers