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NEED THE MONEY
YOD
NEED THE GOODS
From present indications Winter is not half
over, and the worst weather is to come yet.
We are offering our entire line of
Underwear, Overshirts, Sweaters,
Mackintoshes, Military Leggins,
Gloves, except white Drill gloves,
and Hats, including all campaign
styles, at a discount of
25 Per Cent
ALL REGENT SHOES
and some odds and ends in other
Hen’s shoes will be included in
this sale, which will continue un=
til further notice.
We mean it. We need the money, and will
part with the Goods at 75 cents on the dollar.
A Word to the Wise is Sufficient.
HUNTER & CHATHAM
-MEN’S FURNISHERS-
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Local JVebvj-
Smiley Grip got a haircut.
New line of Drill shirts at Nor
wood’s. 18
Corrigan is troubled with Job’s
affliction.
Mrs. Nagle is suffering from an at
tack of “grip.”
Ask to see our new line of Eagle
shirts. Norwood. 18
Who said Tige in the Houston
Post favors King?
The Lily and Stetson Campaign
hat at Norwood’s. 18
Why does Crockett put his name
in quotation marks?
Fish Dahlman wants to know
when to start his thesis.
Mrs. Ball, though improving, is
still confined to her room.
Miss Cable and little Jessie Morse
left last Friday for California.
Guenther says he has a mortgage
on Kleiusmith’s corporal stripes.
Mr. Conradi was off on a business
trip for his department last week.
Pennsylvania has a new gymna
sium built entirely by her alumni.
We have just received a large
stock of Tennis shoes. Norwood. 18
Mrs. Houston has two visitors this
week, Mrs. Brown and Mrs. Taylor
from Austin.
On account of the damp, cool
weather last Sunday there was no
service held.
Remember we always keep in
stock a complete line of Douglass
shoes. Norwood. 18
Miss Helen Kaulbach of LaGrange
was a welcome visitor on the cam
pus last Saturday.
Buy your shoe polish, soap, tab
lets, pencils, pens, ink, etc., from
Evans No. 4 Gathright. 16
Mr. S. E. Washburn of Houston
was here Sunday visiting his sons,
J. E. and J. W. Washburn.
On some foggy morning get Wes-
sendorf to show you some molecules.
He says he can see them then.
Skinney Kaulbach has joined the
Happy Hammer club. He is going
it some in the Houston Post.
Buy your shoe polish, soap, tab
lets, pencils, pens, ink, etc., from
Evans No. 4 Gathright. 16.
The Seniors of T. C. U. will en
deavor to present a second issue ol
“The Horned Frog,” their annual.
Wright A. A. (to Dr. Fraps)—Doc
tor, if we don’t start a fire in this
room, we will all have ammonia.
We are very much grieved tolearc
that Mr. Fritz Rotzler has beer
called home by the death of his fa
ther.
University Station, ’Varsity’s
postoffice, is to be removed from the
campus at the end of the present
session.
Mr. Potts of Fort Worth, brother
of Prof. Potts, has entered for special
work in C. E. We bid you welcome,
Mr. Potts.
Rogers. C., has been in the hospi
tal for the past week with rheuma
tism, but we are glad to know he is
out now.
Prof. Hargis: Quartz, you know,
is only a form of sand.
Dobbins; Is it only a big bunch
of sand?
A meeting of the Houston Rifles
was held in the guard room Sunday
night to attend to some matters of
importance.
When Rogers P. woke up the other
morning he found that his gas gen
erator wouldn’t work. (Kirkpatrick
was in a coke.)
We are very glad that the student
labor fund is being paid, as W. T.
Miller will now be able to buy a sack
of smoking tobacco.
Splits Schumacher says he is go
ing to dress up as Buster Brown and
have Fish King play Tige, that they
may have their picture taken.
Big Gob says that when a fellow
gets old he acts like a baby. Some
body near by said : Gosh, Cob, you
must be a lot older than you look,
then.
Another lot of textile engineering
machinery has arrived. We under
stand that work is rapidly nearing
completion.
We regret to state that Mr. Thos.
Sammons was called home by the
death of his mother. He has our
most heartfelt sympathy.
It is rumored that Miss Hettie
Smith of Bryan will have a promi
nent place on the program of the
“Glee Club recital” on the 4th.
Havemeyer, alias Crockett, evi
dently has a distinguished look.
The acting adjutant thought he was
the sergeant major a few days ago.
At a recent meeting of the senior
class M. S. Church was elected vale
dictorian by a vote of 24 to 13. In
opposition to him was Mr. W. A.
Price.
A striking sentence is the follow,
ing from a speech by Col. George
Harvey in Chicago: “An American
newspaper should be an American
gentleman.”
Billy Wortham says he has Foster
bested when it comes to being a fox
in chemistry. He claims he can
make ammonia by treating salt with
water.
“C” company’s energetic first ser
geant, Mr. Crooks, seems to be of
tender age, for Capt. Sargent thinks
he was not old enough to remember
the Spanish-American war.
Teddy Maedgen has started to at
tend Sunday school. Prof. Junkin
is his teacher. The Professor asked
Teddy Who wrote the Bible? Teddy
replied, “A. G. Spaulding.”
“If my memory were only a little
worse than it is,” said Potts, “it
would be a little pleasanter. Now,
every time I take a car I remember
that I have forgotten something.”
A mob threw fifteen bad eggs at a
North Carolina man. He recovered
by law $300 damages for every egg
that hit him. Half the mob was
composed of women. How much
money did the man get?—Ex.
The Porto Ricans do not seem to
wish our protection. Their legisla
ture billed a bill declaring for inde
pendence under American protec
tion.
Prof, in Physics class—Mr. Kaul
bach, you have been talking about
ether, now tell us what ether is.
Skinney K.—I don’t exactly know,
Professor,but I know it when I see it.
Reese and Baines, attorneys-at-
law. The patronage of the public is
asked. Divorce suits and cases per
taining to the “supreme passion,”
such as breaches of promise, a spe
cialty.
Cornell has failed in an attempt to
establish an honor system. Most
students refused to sign the condi
tion that they report any one found
guilty of giving or receiving help.
The plan has been abandoned.
Millikiu says he wants to meet
Yocom, since so much has been put
in print about them. He thinks
Yocom is a pretty decent fellow if
he chews Star navy and smokes
Uncle Ned’s Big Bale.
Mr. J. M. Carson, ’86, visited his
twin brother Mr. J. W. Carson at
College lost Sunday. Mr. Carson’s
friends who knew him when he re
sided on the campus were very glad
to see him here again, even for so
short a time.
The ladies of the campus were in
vited to the home of Mrs. J.C. Nagle
last Friday afternoon to an informal
reception. Mrs. Johnston’s and Mrs.
Giesecke’s songs were much appre
ciated by all present and the after
noon was considered such a pleasant
one, Mrs. Naglj’s guests are hoping
she will repeat her invitation soon.
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WAGNER & BRANDON
Invite the people of College and vicinity to visit their
mammoth department store and inspect the grand
assortment of New Merchandise they are showing
from every department. 0 0 0 0
THE LARGEST AND BEST
Assorted stock of Men’s, Ladies and Childrens shoes.
The largest and most complete stock of Men and
Boy’s clothing. Our Gents Furnishing Department
is filled with all the latest for the season and you will
find the price less. We are showing all the newest
things in Dress Goods, Ladies Wraps, Furs, Etc.
WAGNER & BRANDON
BRYAN, TEXAS.