From present Indications Winter is not half over, and the worst weather is to come yet. We are offering our entire line of Underwear, Overshirts, Sweaters, flackintoshes, Hilitary Leggins, Gloves (except white Drill gloves) and Hats (including all cam= paign styles) at a discount of 25 per cent. ALL REGENT SHOES and some odds and ends in other Hen’s shoes will be included in this sale, which will continue un= til further notice. We mean it. We need the money, and will part with the Goods at 75 cents on the dollar. A Word to the Wise is Sufficient. HUNTER & CHATHAM MEN’S FURNISHERS. ^ ! Local JVete/'T j Capt. Hanna says he may play second base this season. Burns says now he knows that his girl breathes nothing but oxygen. Mr. A. F. Wilson was called home on account of the death of his aunt. There is no use of asking Haltom where his class pen is; he doesn’t know. Prof. Johnston is making notable improvements on the interior of his residence. The Veterinary department is ad vertising for old horses to be used in the dissecting room. The Sul Ross Literary Society is thinking of getting up a play to be given in the chapel. Mr. T. B. Sammons left for Alvin Monday on account of the serious illness of his mother, Mrs. L. D. Amsler from Hempstead and Miss Moore, of Mobile, were visitors on the campus last week. Charley Ward Boyce wants to know what is it that’s in the com pass box that makes the needle move. Max Mayer left for a visit to . his home in San Antonio Friday. He returned Sunday w ith a pair nose glasses. Upon investigating the recent corner in tobacco it was found that Millikin and Yocom were the chief promoters. It has been suggested to President Houston to change the house where Prof. Spence is now living into bachelor quarters. Prof. Spence will move from his louse near Bachelors’ Hall to one of the new residences on the southern part of the campus. Cincinnati is to pay Overall, Uni versity of California’s star pitcher, $700 a month to pitch for them dur ing the coming season. The Battalion wishes to announce that all locals will be thankfully re ceived. Drop them in the Battalion box in the Main Building. A startling discovery has been made by Cadet Reese, G. L. Upon looking in the glass one morning he discovered a hot air machine. The Senior M. E ’s. will shortly take a trip north to visit important chemical industries. How long they will stay is not yet determined. All of the members of the Senior class have signed the Long Horn contract thereby placing themselves responsible for the payment of the same. A man with a wagon load of ba nanas came out from Bryan one day this week and sold out in about an hour. The result was that the cam pus was strewn with banana peels. How our Freshman, Luther Jones, thinks he is entitled to a carver’s seat because he held down a number four in the front rank one morning at breakfast. Upon hearing Dr. Bittle’s sermon last Sunday “■Fish” Dorset said: “I ain’t got nottin’ but a Testament here, and I’ll be derned if I don’t send home for a Bible.” The Bryan Eagle RINTING Invitations Cards, Etc ...Elam and Fancy 2000 Samples of the Latest Styles of Fine Erograms, Invitations, Etc., to select from. Bryan, Texas.~ Hrlnters of Tke Battalion. Prof. Hagis: Mr. Crooks, if the at mosphere contained nothing but oxygen what would be the state of affairs? Crooks: “We would lead a very fast life.” Dr. Bittle is thinking of publish ing a book and crowding Mark Twain out of first place for the fun niest writer on the globe. He feels sure that he would have the patron- I age of the Junior C. E.’s. During the recent cold spell the ropes on the flag pole froze and re sembled an elongated icycle. The I flag also got its share of the ice and was beaten to pieces by the north wind. It now resembles Holmes’ “tattered ensign.” The Battalion regrets to chronicle the death of Mr. B. L. Burst’s father. Mr. Durst was called home some time last week. He has the sympathy of the entire corps of cadets. Mr. Durst returned to Col lege Sunday. Thursday night on the third stoop of Ross Hall a club was organized which will be known as the “P. E. C. of A. and M. College. “Officers were elected and resolutions passed providing for the drawing up of a constitution and by laws. The E. E. students are thinking of applying for the job of wiring the new Textile Building. This work will be done for the experience that is to be gotton out of the work, but of course if a few greenbacks were to be thrust at them they would not refuse them. Foster is on the verge of making himself famous. He lias invented a new way to make gun powder. He gave the preparation out on his ex amination. It’s simple, any child can make it. This is the thing, “When oxygen and hydrogen are combined they explode violently. This is the way they make gun powder.” Eu reka 1 “Fatty” Corrigan thinks the col lege authorities ought to put an elevator in the main building to take the boys up to the fourth floor. He has to start ten minutes ahead of time to keep from getting reported late. The idea of an elevator, Fatty, is absurd. Such difficulties make the man. m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m ..WE ELL THE m ® fCROSSETT SHOE 1 $3.50 and $4.00 For Men only. Are as stylish and wear like $5.00 Shoes. The latest styles and leathers in black and colored. aim m monarch shirts AT $1.00 AND $1,50. The only Shirt that has no equal in quality and fit. ® ® m ® m ® m ® Arrow collars ALL STYLES, WILSON & EDGE Corner opposite Haswell’s Book Store. m ® m m \ BOCHE’S TROY LAUNDUY AUSTIN, TB.XAS. A trial Y*rill convince XT o lx tlx at our work is unexcelled. ‘Domestic- Dmielx”—Gloss islx If Drefered- itin- As we all know, the Senior “Bug- hunters” are having C. E. practice this term. Holzman has had the pleasure of taking the transit out twice but he affirms that each time that he has had the instrument in hand. Prof. Spence has forgotten to put any azimuth on it. The pro fessor should he more careful. WANTED—A comb and brush. R. K. Mortie. Judge Reese is here visiting his daughter, Mrs. Spence. Roger Rainey’s brother has been here on a visit for the past week. Miss Nellie Smith was a pleasant visitor of Mrs. Houston’s last week. First Lieutenant Farmer, form erly of Company B, has been trans ferred to Company D. Prof. Embry read a paper before the M. I. C. ’s. in Bryan Friday. The subject was “Edgar Allen Poe.” Now that foot ball is cut out let’s “startsomething new” and all of the companies organize basket ball teams. It is rumored that several of the Legislators favor establishing a branch to A. and M. in North Texas. Don’t do it. Concentrate all your spare change on College Station. When Yocom sines out I hate to get up early in the morning. Chap pie Wysesays: “I chays, it is too bad, donchernow.” A first-class production of Mac beth was shown at the Opera House in Bryan Wednesday and many of the cadets took in the show. Some planters have gone wild on truck farming. Most of them have stayed in their old condition and still plant cotton. -Some few have gone “hog wild” and they are mak- money. “Hog wild” men will never be “on the hog,” as shown by a clipping from the Bryan Eagle: “Messrs. Carson and Smith, of Col lege, who recently shipped a car load of hogs from their Brazos bot tom plantation to Fort Worth are in receipt of a letter from the packers stating that the hogs were unusually fine and brought 5 cents more per hundred than the top of the market for the best hogs sold the same day in Kansas City and Chicago. The letter clearly indicates two things: First, that this section of the state cannot be excelled for hog raising; and second that Texans have a home market that can be relied upon.” G. U3-. Agt, t^oom 23, l^oss Hall- WAGNER & BRANDON Invite the people of College and vicinity to visit their mammoth department store and inspect the grand assortment of New Merchandise they are showing from every department. 0 0 0 0 THE LARGEST AND BEST Assorted stock of Men’s, Ladies and Childrens shoes. The largest and most complete stock of Men and Boy’s clothing. Our Gents Furnishing Department is filled with all the latest for the season and you will find the price less. We are showing all the newest things in Dress Goods, Ladies Wraps, Furs, Etc. WAGNER & BRANDON BRYAN, TEXAS. El □ a H □ ESElE3g3ElE3ElE3E3K3E3ElE5