/ THE STEWART & STEEN CO. College Engravers and Printers* 1024 ARCH ST., PHILDELPHIA, PA. Makers and publishers of commencement, class-day invita tions and program, class pins and buttons in gold and other metals, wedding invitations and announcements, at home cards, reception cards, visiting cards. _ Visiting Cards: ^EZ Plate and 50 Cards / O C ©PHICIAJLa DlSCOTJTJM'T 'TO ©'TUDEIN'TS. » I The Battalion. PUBLISHED BY THE CORPS OF CADETS UNDER THE MANAGEMENT OF THE AUSTIN LITERARY SOCIETY. B. L. DURST - - Editor-in-Chief J. R. TABOR - Associate Editor-in-Chief E. M. LEARY - - Business Manager T. C. BORN - - Local and Exchange Editor W. A. GILBERT - - Athletic Editor ASSISTANT EDITOW. P. H. Welhausen, F. Hensel, Jr.-, G. T. Halto.m, A. T. Potts, B. Gleason, V. Ehiers, R. Trenck- mann, Miss Sophia Hutson, Miss Mamie Hutson. Entered at the Postoffice at College Station, Texas, as Second Class Matter. Price Per Annum - - $1.25 JANUARY 18, 1905. THE WOOD FAMINE. And the sun came down, not withstanding it was January, and it waxed exceeding hot. Then the wagons and the mules came and piled high the woodpiles. Yea, they came each day and piled them higher. And it was hot. But be hold! A cloud arose in the north, a bluish cloud, and the wind blew and the rain descended and ice was formed upon the ground. It had grown cold, aye, it had become very cold. Then the wagons and the mules ceased to come and the woodpile grew exceeding lean, and after awhile there was no more wood on the lace of the ground. And the poor cadets hugged their tattered overcoats about them for they too were cold. And their teeth chattered and their limbs grew numb as also did their faces. And it was biting cold. And so it is each year with the gay cadets. Ah! Blessed is he who hath wood piled high in his room, for he is blest. In the past few issues of the Battalion much has been written about the manifold advantages to be derived from taking a course in one of the engineering branches, either civil, mechanical, electrical or textile; while the subject of agriculture has not been touched. To quote from the speech of Mr. John A. Craig, delivered before the State Teachers’ convention, held at Corsicana, “Agriculture is and always shall be the leading in dustry of the State of Texas.” After giving statistics and state ments to prove this assertion,he says further, “the demand for farmers and agricultural experts is far in excess of the output. These men might be brought from other states and countries, but the best results would be obtained from the man born, raised and educated in Texas.” To further show the ex tent of the call for serviceable men along agricultural lines,Prof. Craig says, “Within the past month or so we have had calls for three graduates of our College to go to Brazil on five-year contracts at a salary of $2,000 per annum (Ameri can gold) and their expenses paid, going and returning. We have also been called upon to assist in filling the chairs of three professor ships in other colleges, carrying with them salaries of from $1,500 to $2,000. In addition to this five superintendents for large fruit and stock ranches have been asked for. The Department of Agriculture at Washington has also inquired for five assistants to take up the work in that department along agricul tural lines. * * * Now name any other institution of learning that in the same time has had such urgent appeals for six teen lawyers, sixteen doctors or for sixteen men of any other profes sions.” Most of us will agree with the Professor’s statements that in nearly all other lines the positions are more than filled, while in agriculture the demand is only starting in. • Texas, and in fact all the Southern states, need and shall continue for some time to need, the farmer much worse than it does the doctor and the lawyer, for although these professions are necessary evils, the man behind the plow is (figuratively speaking, for nowadays the up-to-date farmer is upon the plow instead of behind it) really the whole thing when it comes to a show-down. The Battalion is issued by sac rificing valuable time, and by the expenditure of much labor and hard thought. It is issued every week with precision. This work is done by only a few fellows on the campus. They sacrifice their studies to issue a paper that will justly represent this college; not that the paper is any more to them than to the other students. And then the fellow who has never done the college one iota of good sits back in his chair with a cigar ette in his mouth and proclaims the paper as “rotten.” Its a safe bet tbat he has not yet paid his subscription and a safer one that he never will. Such men, if they can be called men, have an irritat ing effect on the cadets who do hustle up material for The Battal ion, and their decisions would be appreciated more if left unsaid. WHAT IS IT THAT BOTHERS TOM? This unintelligible piece of po etry was found in Tom Adams’ writing tablet. There is only one explanation possible : He used to go into town real often to see a certain young lady, unknown to the finder of this verse, and best it is, so that no undue publicity can embarass this person. Now he goes no more. He seems to have turned to the pages of that unfor tunate bard, Byron, who had such reverses in love affairs and wrote of them so touchingly and passion ately. The poem reads something like this: Maid of Bryan, ’ere we part, I Give, oh! give me back my heart, Or, since that has left my breast, Keep it now, and all the rest; And since I will come no more, Hear my vow, before I go. Maid of Bryan, I am gone, But I will think of thee when alone. I may stay in the lonely College hall, Yet Bryan holds my heart and all- Here a blot of ink blackened the paper, and something else had left its stain. THE AUSTIN LITERARY SOCIETY. The second meeting of the Austin Literary Society, this term, was held last Saturday night with an attendance, considering the very inclement weather, that shows the interest and determination of the members that are seeking to un fold the literature of our masters and attain ease and ability in declamation and oratory. A very interesting program was carried out, and each member felt that the benefit derived during the hour was far greater than could have been received from other sources. It is essential that every school of any importance should have a strong and permanent literary so ciety. With our reliable and old standing members, and the help of the corps, there is no reason why we cannot have as strong a society as any school in the State. An hour or two spent in improv ing one’s ability to present his views before an audience is well spent, for it increases his reasoning ability, and produces a feeling of self-reliance. Every member of the corps has the time to devote a few hours to such work. It is far better to devote the time spent in visiting, and fooling every Satur day night away in some unprofit able frolic, improving this very neglected part of an education. The society has stood above the many local and temporary organizations that have sprung up with a seem ing avowed determination to crit icise wantonly, and play a death knell to her efforts for over 18 years, which speaks for her per manence. It is very easy for young organ izations to criticise unjustly and build air-castles. We wish them a due amount of success, but the age and permanence of every in stitution that has •and is doing good should be considered. The society here is well provided with seats, and has a .nicely ar ranged rostrum for the officers. A lajrge stove makes the hall a very comfortable room in cold weather, and the monotony of the bare walls is taken away by large pictures of eminent statesmen, that have been presented to the society by hon orary members who have spent many pleasant hours in warm de bate over many interesting sub jects. Officers were elected for the Austin Society at their last regular meeting of last term, and the fol lowing distinctions were conferred: E. M. Leary, President. Benjamin Bean, Vice-President. R. W. Shanklin, Secretary. A. B. Edsall, Treasurer. V. M. Ehiers, Critic. R. C. Lilly, Librarian. F. F. Breihan, Sargeant at Arms. These officers, with the members, are exerting themselves to make the society a pleasant and benefi cial adj unct to the college course, which will relieve the monotony of study. The following is the program to be rendered next Saturday night at 8 o’clock. Every one is cor dially invited to attend. PROGRAM OF THE AUSTIN LITERARY SOCIETY, JANUARY 21, 19Q5. Oration R. C. Lilly Reading A. B. Edsall Current Events Casey DEBATE. Resolved, That the Literature of the Last Century has done More for Civilization than the Industrial Changes. Affirmative—B. B. Bean, F. F. Breihan, Meyers. Negative—V. M. Ehiers, R. W. Shanklin, E. M. Leary. ALWAYS READY WITH THE NEWEST SEASONABLE FABRICS for Men’s Clothing The Old Reliable John Wittman Tailor Shop Can always be depended upon for quality, style, fit and promptness. GIVE US YOUR ORDERS JOHN WITTMAN TYLER HASWELL DEALER IN Books, Stationery, School Supplies ..POCKET CUTLERY, CIGARS.. Agent for Eastman Kodaks ...and Spaulding’s gw-GADET TRADE SOUGHED. bryan, Texas. I AM THE MAN TO GIVE YOU THE BEST ^ BUSINESS EDUCATION mohetwill procure Ak F.. BOOK-KEEPING, BANKING. STENOGRAPHY. TYPEWRITING. > PENMANSHIP, PREPARATORY AND ACADEMIC DEPARTMENTS. ® es * Mcthcds. Best Building. Best Teachers. 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