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THE BATTALION.
Gustave Herman Pope is now the victim
of a broken heart, as the College authorities
have restricted his haunts to the campus
till commencement. We understand the
object that troubles him lives in Bryan.
“Cabballs” Eillard, at the instrument in
C. E. practice: “Get your feet out of the
way, Japhet. Don’t you know I can’t see
that rod with this old instrument, and you
in my way?”
Jerome (Napoleon Bonypart) Cochran,
a handsome young member of class ’04,
will probably hold a rank in the battalion
next year. Cheer up, Molley.
We are glad to announce that the
“twins,” Misses Mamie and Sophie Hutson,
were elected honorary members of the
Alumni association.
Corporal Evans to “Teddy,” while latter
was taking a shower bath—Don’t get under
that shower kid; it will give you the
“colramorbus.”
Parson Gooch says he don’t know
whether to make up with* his Bryan girl or
not. He is inclined to, but she gives him
a cold shoulder.
Ex-Sergeant Stinson is now acting cor
poral in the ranks of company “D.”
Wonder if the privates are glad?
Deacon Fountain Jr. says a fellow can’t
put on much when he is broke. We expect
the deacon is right.
Peck (after falling down Pfeuffer Hall
steps)—“I am going to sue the College for
a scholarship.”
Why did “Teddy” Maedgen want to get
a divorce from his old lady, “Mike” Meek?
The Puzzle of South End.—How did
Max Mayer get a corporalship?
Ask “Twin S.” how proud she is of
company “C.”
John Baum of back-stop fame.
John Baum, the nervous man.