The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, October 01, 1902, Image 16

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    Price, the pugilist.
Mulray, the veteran.
Kinsloe, the ladies man.
Tilson- Telephone operator at central for
First class.
Johnson D. has changed his name to
little Willie.
Does McKay like cakes?
Fish, more fish, mostly fish!
Nurse McCall has lost his job.
Crookneck Bowyer, the cowboy.
Walden—Parks & Waldrop’s flunk.
Yocoum—Exterminator of navy plug.
Did Simpson come back? Well, I guess.
McKay skins everybody at coming to
right shoulder.
Ask Flint McGregor why he doesn’t hear
from his girl now.
Ask Beckham if he can keep up with
buggies from Bryan.
Ask Walker what was the matter with
him at football practice.
Roy Mathews says he likes the braided
coats better than the plain ones.
Where did Beaton’s cap land the other
day.
Wanted—A bird in chemistry, second
class.
Hope (looking at glass):—“Gee! Ain’t I
a peach.”
Gooch (referring to the adjutant):—
“Who is that fellow who does the cake
walk at Retreat?”
HouchinsW., the poet-laureate of Aus
tin Hall, is making rapid strides to fame in
the rythmical world.
Puckett, at C. E. practice:—“This sure Sergeant Jay Yocoum is now in charge
is a poor country, I can’t get two points in of “Batright” and will be glad to have his
a straight line.” many friends call.