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LOCALS I
Ask Chatham if he still loves Maria.
Ask Lovejoy what wild animal he can
imitate.
Which fish signed Corporal on
his permit?
Ask Storey why he was so anxious to
meet Trigg.
Ask Sam McConnico if he likes
“chesnutts.”
Kloss sends off a tablet every week.
Wonder where?
Wyse at the telephone: “Hello, M—,
can you see me?”
Ask Garbade to relate his experience
as night watchman.
Kirkpatrick wanted to know if Hurst
walked his “ram” off.
I wonder who it is among the corps
that Wyse calls cousin.
Wonder where Clark spends so many
of his Saturday nights.
Youngblood thinks Frey should have
been elected class sport.
Fish says there wasn’t any “catterges”
in his valise (cartridge box).
Kloss says he never read any of
Shakespeare’s works but Ivanhoe.
Welle! thinks he can buy stamps
cheaper in Bryan than at College.
Although he has passed in the study,
Storey is till pondering over Trigg.
Scott wants to know what the goal
posts on the football ground are for.
C. G.: “Know your orders?” Senti
nel: “Inspect from top to bottom.”
Lineberger: “King, don’t you want to
join the society?” King: “I never saw
anything in the catalogue about join
ing.”
Preston says that she signs them dif
ferently since he got his corporal stripes.
Melton, E., wishes to know if you have
to go to the commodore to get your
jams off.
lioscoe wants to know if a fourth
classman can hold a rank. -Yes, rear
rank.
Egg is an expansionist. He thinks
there ought to be five men in a set of
fours.
Robinson: “Yes, they’ll give me a cor
poral ship next year, and then I’ll fix
them.”
Burch wants to know why they don’t
put the meat in capsules, so you can
take it.
Ask Davidson H. how he enjoyed the
stock exhibit at the Dallas fair, and the
score on the hand organ.
McWren says he believes that his
drum-majorship has won him more
smiles than his sergeant stripes.
Ask Professor Miller why Clarinet
Schultz wants to stop over in Seguin on
his way to San Antonio.
Fish Looney, after seeing grand guard
mount, said: “There will not be any
visiting to-night with so many sentinels.”
Robinson says Harrington has lost out,
and Harrington says the same about
Robinson. I wonder what that means.
Notice—Any one desiring to whip the
mail carrier will invariably allow him
three days of grace for preparation.—
Echols.