mwMmmmmmmmmmmwm LOCALS I Ask Chatham if he still loves Maria. Ask Lovejoy what wild animal he can imitate. Which fish signed Corporal on his permit? Ask Storey why he was so anxious to meet Trigg. Ask Sam McConnico if he likes “chesnutts.†Kloss sends off a tablet every week. Wonder where? Wyse at the telephone: “Hello, M—, can you see me?†Ask Garbade to relate his experience as night watchman. Kirkpatrick wanted to know if Hurst walked his “ram†off. I wonder who it is among the corps that Wyse calls cousin. Wonder where Clark spends so many of his Saturday nights. Youngblood thinks Frey should have been elected class sport. Fish says there wasn’t any “catterges†in his valise (cartridge box). Kloss says he never read any of Shakespeare’s works but Ivanhoe. Welle! thinks he can buy stamps cheaper in Bryan than at College. Although he has passed in the study, Storey is till pondering over Trigg. Scott wants to know what the goal posts on the football ground are for. C. G.: “Know your orders?†Senti nel: “Inspect from top to bottom.†Lineberger: “King, don’t you want to join the society?†King: “I never saw anything in the catalogue about join ing.†Preston says that she signs them dif ferently since he got his corporal stripes. Melton, E., wishes to know if you have to go to the commodore to get your jams off. lioscoe wants to know if a fourth classman can hold a rank. -Yes, rear rank. Egg is an expansionist. He thinks there ought to be five men in a set of fours. Robinson: “Yes, they’ll give me a cor poral ship next year, and then I’ll fix them.†Burch wants to know why they don’t put the meat in capsules, so you can take it. Ask Davidson H. how he enjoyed the stock exhibit at the Dallas fair, and the score on the hand organ. McWren says he believes that his drum-majorship has won him more smiles than his sergeant stripes. Ask Professor Miller why Clarinet Schultz wants to stop over in Seguin on his way to San Antonio. Fish Looney, after seeing grand guard mount, said: “There will not be any visiting to-night with so many sentinels.†Robinson says Harrington has lost out, and Harrington says the same about Robinson. I wonder what that means. Notice—Any one desiring to whip the mail carrier will invariably allow him three days of grace for preparation.— Echols.