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Knight: “Why did you put two
stamps on that letter to Miss R. ?”
Jackson: “Why, to make it go fast.’’
—Ex.
Professor: “How do you account
for the phenomenon of dew?”
Freshman: “Well, you see, the
earth revolves on its axis once every
twenty-four hours, and in consequence
of this tremendous velocity, it per
spires freely.”—Ex.
What is the difference between a
cat and a comma? A cat has claws at
the end of its paws and a comma is a
pause at the end of a clause.—Ex.
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John: “I heard of a baby six days’
old talking?”
James: “That’s nothing; Job cursed
the day he was born.”—Ex.
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Hoax: “Why is it that Jones is al
ways afraid somebody will see the
inside of his watch?”
Joax: “I suppose there is a woman
in the case.”—Ex.
Ike: “Say, the European nations
must have peculiar tastes.”
Mike: “How do you mean?”
Ike: “I see by the Hayseedville pa
per that they are eating China a
piece at a meal. Now, I rather think
I would prefer some Turkey and
Greece; it would digest much better.”
Senior: “Can you tell why our
college is such a learned place?”
Freshman: “Certainly; the Fresh
man always brings a little learning
here, and the Seniors never take any
away; hence it accumulates.”—Ex.
Germany: “Say, Austria, it seems
to me that the American Eagle and
the British Lion are even more closely
related than we thought.”
Austria: “Do tell, how?”
Germany: “Why, both the animals
have claws and both know how to use
them.”
Why is a student of theology like a
merchant? Because he studies the
prophets (profits).—Ex.
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Foolish is the woman who puts a
special delivery stamp on a letter and
gives it to her husband to mail.—Ex.
J*
There is one thing about the house
which never hurts any of the occu
pants when it falls—the rent.—Ex.
d*
Why is the figure 9 like a peacock?
Because it is nothing without its tail.
—Ex.
d*
Why should soldiers be tired on
April 1st? Because they have just had
a march of 31 days.—Ex.