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LOOK L_S.
Ask Beeman where he got that
chewing gum.
Mystex’y of the mess hall; or, who
stole Abney’s cush?
Ask Taylor L. why he didn’t make
that rennet test.
Ask Atkinson about the invitation
he got from his girl.
For information on the English-Boer
war go to Count Boettcher.
Storey has been studying a great
deal about “Trigg” lately.
Ask Biering how he likes the 50 cent
tea at the Exchange hotel.
Ask Scherer who discovered the
meaning of mysterious letters.
Hoffman wants to know if Fungi is
a branch of Texas cattle fever.
What little Seargent sings the song;
“I’ll Never Go Back Any More?”
Ask Tanner what part as an actor
did Shakespeare play in “Hamlet.”
We see that some of the officers have
resigned their ranks. Wonder why?
Sam McConnico says one little word
would have changed his future life.
Ask Moser why he don’t like to
dance with the girls. Queer boy, isn’t
he?
Sneed, H M.„ looking at the ensilage
cutter, asked, “How do they milk cows
with this?”
C. P. Rogers, one of our most elo
quent orators will deliver the valedic
tory address.
The two Bean boys, Dysart and Corp.
Giraud, have resigned from college.
Holzman, (pointing at a plaGnum
pan) “Professor, how much is that lit
tle tin pan worth?”
Preston says the Corporal stripes
sure look pretty; he wouldn’t mind
having a pair himself.
Lewis J. says that if sassafras has
medicinal qualities it looks like it
would be used for medicine.
Mack Wren made his debut into so
ciety a few days ago. He will probably
be a leader. Look out for Mack.
Hudgins W. wants to know who is
going to respond to the valedictorian
for the third-class commencement.
Haberzettle,. (To drawing professor)
“Professor, do you use an irregular
square to get this irregular curve?”
Fountain T. (To professor of mathe
matics) “Professor, do we have to
memorize this table of logarithms?”
Judge Kittrell of Houston delivered
an elegant address on “What the South
Has Done For the World,” to the stu
dent body on the 9th inst.
The entertainment given by the
ladies of the campus on the 16th inst.
consisted of a nicely arranged pro
gramme and was heartily enjoyed by
all.
Hudgins (trying to get off report)
“Sir, I was walking with a young
lady.”
Com’dt: You should be willing to
suffer the consequences.”