The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, March 01, 1900, Image 6
The Devil’s Soliloquy. (Suggested by hearing a man speak dis paragingly of a young girl.) One night as the devil sat musing alone In the midst of his cozy warm fire. And trying to figure the difference in guilt ’Tween a thief and an all-round liar: His memory turned to the scenes of his youth. And his eyes filled with hot boiling tears. So he took down his ledger and turned to the page. Dated about six thousand years. “I suppose,” he exclaimed as he glanced through his book, I am doing the best I can. For my business denotes a continual in crease, Ever since the creation of man. ( I’ve cribbed a good harvest for six thou sand years. And should be content with the yield, And give my opponent permission to have The gleanings that I leave in the field. I’ve gathered a very diversified crop Of merchants and lawyers galore; I,ve bound politicians in bundles until Evers’- one of my fingers are sore. I’ve fiddlers, gamblers and insurance men: I’ve murderers, forgers and liars. And filled up the furnace with green Democrats Till they actually put out the fires. I’ve railroad conductors and doctors to spare; Horse traders and preachers to spend; Republicans, Populists, Tories and Whigs— And two or three newspaper men— But there is one class, I’m happy to say. Can never gain entrance here: Their souls are so dirty, I’m sure that they would Demoralize hell in a year. I refer to that thing, neither human nor beast— The carrion crow of the world— Who never is happy unless he can feast On the wreck of an innocent girl. 1 A million of years in my warmest of rooms His slander would never atone. So I give him a match and advise him to start A select little hell of his own. With his fingers he lit an asbestos cigar, And placing his book on a shelf. He muttered, T may be a very bad man. But I’ve got some respect for myself.’ ” —Anon. I leaned across the orchard gate. And held her struggling head; Why was I then so cruel, pray, And so full of dread? She struggled hard, she struggled long. I can see her, even now. As I looked into the brown eyes Of our dear old brindle cow. —Ex. PON’S SOLILOQUY. I still have hope, though long ago She scorned my offered heart and hand And to another gave her own. He riches had and spreading land. I love her still! I still have hope! To me she never seemed so dear, For she is as fair as aye—and rich— And’s been a widow now a year. English History puzzles me— I never can see why After so many reigns It still should bo so dry.