• • football ^ier^d. • • From the University Unit. Blessing's on thee, noble man, Football fiend with cheek of tan, With thy padded pantaloons, And thy well protected bones; With thy corrug'ated shoe And thy rubber nose-guard, too. Thou wast once thy mother’s joy. Harmless little baby boy; Now, thou art a Samson bold Since thou hast in years grown old. With thy long and shaggy hair Thou beard’st the lion in his lair; Thou hast sinews strong as steel So that blows thou canst not feel. Thou art worthy of much praise, Thou who dost so bravely gaze Without tremor at the sight Of an earnest football fight. On the football field in strife, Thou hast thy ups and downs of life; Thou perhaps mays’t get the ball, And think, perchance, thou’st passed them all— When on a sudden thou art met By a friendly man—and yet He throws his arms around thee tight And slings thee down, with all his might! Thou hit’st the ground with awful thud Dost run thy face far in the mud. ’Tis then the twenty-one pile on. That their weight may hold thee down; Perhaps thou feel’st somewhat de pressed As on thy stomach this weight rests; Perhaps thine eyes will near pop out And thou’lt bewail thy hapless lot, When thou perceiv’st thy weighty care Is nearly all that thou canst bear. Yet when thou risest noble man, Football fiend with cheek of tan, Thou dost this friendly friend forgive, Despite his roughness, let him live And laugh and joke away the pain Whilst thou thy scattered strength re gain. Thou art tackled—thou art struck; Thou dost think thyself in luck If thy face is slightly skinned And thy nose but broken in, When the second half is done And the game is lost or won. Oh, thou noble man and true, Football fiend of Fort Worth U., Thou hast bravely done thy do! Though thou hast not won a game Thou didst thy duty, just the same. ’Twas not that thou didst play so bad That only losses could be had; But ’twas the others played so well— And how they did it one can tell, If he but look upon thy face And take note of each skinned place, And see how oft with black and blue And red and green and yellow, too, Thy body’s marked from head to sole. That thou might’st once but reach the goal. And now, the football season o’er, Thou hast come home both sick and sore, And said that thou wouldst play no more; But thou must not discouraged get — Resolve that thou wilt beat them yet; That ere another winter go Thou’lt have at least ONE score to show! Fred F. Stocking. FOR MEN ONLY. •piseti J9tj no puBis oi psti eqs jj ‘Aioqeraos loE s^qs AUJiiq aw ipBaj XpBa.qB s^aqs raaod siqx •Saiq^jBj b jo s^uao ua^ jaSBAi '.won •Aioqe B jo jtqjRBai aqj tja3 aqs jj ‘AioqiUB ino ji pop q.eqs jaq noA jng ‘Aiouq jou jqStio aqg Sutqjaraos s, jj ‘UBinoM b saujoAi SaiqjAuv s.ajaqj jj —Ex.