McNeil is not a ladies’ man.
Ask Waldem if he got a bouquet.
Ask Carter what rank he holds?
Ask Storey about his moon-light
walk.
For lessons in dancing apply to
Limeberger.
What small boy ate up a small tea
pot handle?
For any information in “Script” go
to Sgt. Greeves.
Oxsheer wants to know if be can
phonograph home.
Mathews says he sure enjoyed the
trip to San Tonio.
Hughes wants to learn how to play
a slide-valve horn.
Who is the famous mathematician
at college? “Jamison.”
Hutson is impatiently waiting for
the next promotion list.
Why did Beeman try to commit sui
cide when the train left?
Ask Hal Moseley how he liked that
plate of steak from “Grif.”
One small girl had one small boy
up one small telegraph pole.
What captain was up a tree at the
depot the night of the dance?
Ligarde says: “Mathematics is
really a branch of arithmetic.
For information how to handle
light artillery go to' Marulauda.
Hoffman wants to know whether he
can get chemicals at the library.
Ask Neuhous how that man got that
billiard ball out of his mouth.
Carter S. has one of the most expen
sive girls in the forks of the creek.
Bicycle—An apparatus that, like
people, cannot go without wind.—Ex.
Ask Donohue what substitute he
drank for water, and how he liked it?
Samusch says: “I am getting
stylish; I am Using caps-fool paper.”
Hog—A man who refuses to believe
that the earth was made for others.
Since when has Simpson O. been
canned, and who is going to cut him
out?
Ask Mack Wren to give a compari
son of a breed of hogs producing fine
hams.
It would be well for some of the
boys on the campus to patronize the
barber.
Jack Talbot, after eating codfish balls
for supper, said: “Aren’t these fine
potatoes?”
We see that Capt. Luhrsen has a
fine sofa pillow in his room. Won
der where he got it?
Mack Wren says if they reduce many
of these corporals they will be com
pelled to promote him.
Scherer, seeing a number of pastors
on their way to conference, asked the
porter: “Is that an opera troop?”
Taylor L. says that his girl writes
such interesting letters that he some
times thinks he is reading a novel.
Abrahams and Boeder have recently
found by accurate observations that
a pound of water weighs 6214 pounds.
Atlynson (to room-mate)—Is Frank
Merriweill still playing root-ball with
Yale? I don’t see his name in the
line-up.