The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, December 01, 1899, Image 10

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Newspaper Page TextMcNeil is not a ladies’ man. Ask Waldem if he got a bouquet. Ask Carter what rank he holds? Ask Storey about his moon-light walk. For lessons in dancing apply to Limeberger. What small boy ate up a small tea pot handle? For any information in “Script” go to Sgt. Greeves. Oxsheer wants to know if be can phonograph home. Mathews says he sure enjoyed the trip to San Tonio. Hughes wants to learn how to play a slide-valve horn. Who is the famous mathematician at college? “Jamison.” Hutson is impatiently waiting for the next promotion list. Why did Beeman try to commit sui cide when the train left? Ask Hal Moseley how he liked that plate of steak from “Grif.” One small girl had one small boy up one small telegraph pole. What captain was up a tree at the depot the night of the dance? Ligarde says: “Mathematics is really a branch of arithmetic. For information how to handle light artillery go to' Marulauda. Hoffman wants to know whether he can get chemicals at the library. Ask Neuhous how that man got that billiard ball out of his mouth. Carter S. has one of the most expen sive girls in the forks of the creek. Bicycle—An apparatus that, like people, cannot go without wind.—Ex. Ask Donohue what substitute he drank for water, and how he liked it? Samusch says: “I am getting stylish; I am Using caps-fool paper.” Hog—A man who refuses to believe that the earth was made for others. Since when has Simpson O. been canned, and who is going to cut him out? Ask Mack Wren to give a compari son of a breed of hogs producing fine hams. It would be well for some of the boys on the campus to patronize the barber. Jack Talbot, after eating codfish balls for supper, said: “Aren’t these fine potatoes?” We see that Capt. Luhrsen has a fine sofa pillow in his room. Won der where he got it? Mack Wren says if they reduce many of these corporals they will be com pelled to promote him. Scherer, seeing a number of pastors on their way to conference, asked the porter: “Is that an opera troop?” Taylor L. says that his girl writes such interesting letters that he some times thinks he is reading a novel. Abrahams and Boeder have recently found by accurate observations that a pound of water weighs 6214 pounds. Atlynson (to room-mate)—Is Frank Merriweill still playing root-ball with Yale? I don’t see his name in the line-up.