THE BATTALION. 13 two days. Through courtesy to Bryan friends a limited number were permitted to join the pleas ure-seeking throng, and right glad we were to have them, for among the number were several of Bryan’s charming young la dies, who always lend so much to College social functions. The trip was without incident worthy of mention until our cap ital city was reached, where we were delayed two hours on ac count of an accident to a freight train ahead. The sight-seeing in Austin was thoroughly enjoyed, that within itself being worth our trip. Once aboard again the destination now looked forward lo was New Braunfels, where had been provided for us a barbecue, spread by that most hospitable gentleman, Mr. Harry Landa. We thoroughly enjoyed the occasion, and, with sharpened appetites, partook of the evening feast which had been so bountifully supplied. Two hours later (9 in the evening) found us in the Alamo City, a tired, weary crowd. The students were provided quar ters in the city armories, and the faculty found awaiting them ele gant apartments in Hotel Menger. After a night of much needed rest, at 8:30 o’clock we assembled for grand guard mount on Alamo Plaza, and by 10 we were on the Fair grounds, The programme was opened by the College band and was very interesting. The remainder of the day was spent in looking at various exhib its on the grounds and in witness ing the football game between ’Varsity and our crack eleven. In the evening we were out en regie for the ball, which was a decided success, and one of the most pleasurable features of the trip. At 9:30 o’clock Sunday morning our tram was off for College with all aboard except the band, which stayed over until Monday in San Antonio to enter the State Band Contest. We wended our way homeward slowly, but surely, making but few stops on the road, reaching dear old A. and M. at 7 Sunday even ing. Thus ended a long to be re membered, happy, enjoyable oc casion. Sue: “Does not applause de note pleasure in an audience?” Nell: “W r hy, certainly; I no tice you always get more applause when you go off the stage than when you come on.”—Ex. First Boy: “I don’t like Cae sar.” Second Boy: “Why?” First Boy: “Too much Saul.” “Did you ever meet a woman whose voice thrilled you with un speakable emotion?” “Yes; that’s the way my mother used to get me up in the morn ing.”—Exchange. “As a rule man’s a fool, When it’s hot he wants it cool, When it’s cool he wants it hot, Always wanting what is not.”