THE BATTALION. 9 Fitzgerald, walking up to ticket office: “Give me two sand wiches, please; one for me and one for my girl.” Why did Bo Peep want to go to the library on the 7th? Vidaurie says he continually dreams of Nellie. Misses Edna and Alma Foster, two Baylor College girls, joined us in Taylor, Texas, on our San Antonio trip. Both of the young ladies look well and we were all glad to see them, especially the members of “C” Company, as Miss Edna is sponsor of that company. Mrs. Sprouce of Columbus is visiting her daughter, Mrs. A. C. Love. Fitzgerald, walking into cigar store: “Give me a cigar.” Deal er: “Five or ten.” Fitzgerald: “Flo; one.” We see no reason why a glee club is not organized. In our College there are some excellent singers and also good mandolin and guitar players. Now if these students would get together and practice they would certainly make a success of this work. We are all greatly interested in these kinds of entertainments; the stu dent body would stand with and back the glee club at any time if such be organized. Therefore, boys, do justice to your school mates and we will guarantee you that a good time will be yours. Melguard: “I am going to get me a whole box of those (anti cameo) cigars.” Rice wants to learn how to post a relief. The captain of the football team is very attentive to his crip pled men in the hospital. He can be seen at almost any time headed for that building. Not long ago he stayed with them half the night. Good for ’em, gal lant captain, but we think some other attraction draws him there. Professor: “Mr. Lowby, where do they make commercial fertili zers?” Lowby: “In the library.” Fish asked if the Sewanee foot ball team was from the Suanee River. Mack Wren says he is in love. Poor boy! We feel sorry for him. Carlock thinks he would look swell with corporal stripes. Fish Bryan wants to know if there can be more than one sar- geant-major. Ask Limeberger if he wrote to his Taylor girl. Carswell says, with a little cul tivating, he would have a splen did voice. Ask Taylor L. why he quit writing to Lillie. Wren says if it wasn’t for Phys ics he would be a fox. Holzman says he will quit run ning, as he has his lieutenantship grabbed. More F. says the boys call him a sucker because he makes good grades and talks with the pro fessors. Ask Davidson what happened to him coming from Mess Hall. Winkler has discovered a new variety of iron—metalic iron.