LOCALS. ® Walden and Luhrsen composed the following poem while our football team was at Houston playing Sewanee: I miss Miss Maria Turn de place, She take de blossom track; I’s ’fraid de river steal her face En den won’t gin it back. For eb’ry time she pas I heah de river say, “M.ss Maria, heah’s yo’ lookin’ glass— I wish you look dis way. ’ ’ I miss Miss Maria f’um de place; De sun done gone to bed, De red rose ’low he lonesome now, De lily hang de head. En everywhere she pass I hear dem wil’ flowers say, ‘ ‘ Heah’s a teardrop f er you ’ lookin ’ glass— Miss Maria, please look dis way. ’ ’ What cadet and professor play- dd hide and seek coming from San Antonio? What will be the next game? Ask Luhrsen what he did on the train coming from San An tonio. Fish Clements says he won’t send many invitations, as they are not “swell” enough. Ask Boettcher and Hoffman how they were fixed on finances at Houston. Faust being questioned about the position of the bones in the body, says: “You can’t fool me; I’ve studied Physical Geography. ’ ’ Moses says if his little Dutch girl would come down to the dance he would be strictly in it. Ask Fahring who was his room mate in Houston. What relation did Lickie have with a poodle dog in Houston. Ask Buhler who credited him in Houston. Ask Jeffries what Sergt. Hoiz- man is going to show him. Moses thinks we will have some good music at the dance. The lecture given to the Col lege by the Hon. Elijah P. Brown was very witty and entertaining. Piof.: “Mr. Griffiths, what is a ventriloquist?” Griffiths: “A man who talks through his nose.” Walden’s neck is sore from rubbering at signs in San Antonio. Miss Lillian Zwiener, one of the most popular and charming young ladies of Columbus, Texas, is visiting Prof, and Mrs. A. C. Love. Miss Zwiener likes the College fine and is a firm friend of the red and white. She has made quite a number of friends the short while she was here, who all speak highly of the entertain ing and acccomplished Miss Zwiener. We hope she will ex tend her visit until a very late date. Biering and McConnico are ri vals. Corp. Jeffries sprouted a mus tache for the lecture.