THE BATTALION.
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Striving- for that home above;
Bearing- fruit for heaven’s store,
Trusting-, praying- evermore.
This is life!”
—Exchang-e.
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“Are you feeling- very ill?” asked the physician; “let
me see your tong-ue, please.”
“It’s of no use, doctor,” replied the patient, “no ton
gue can tell how bad I feel!”—Exchange.
Angry Professor: “How dare you swear before me?”
Student: “How did I know that you wanted to swear
first? ’ ’—Exch ange.