The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, March 01, 1897, Image 30

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jl'HE BATTALION.
Wanted.—A good detctive to find Temp’s Moustache.
AVhy does Rountree smile so when reciting in tactics.
Bretscheneider returned home for several days this month.
Scherer is contemplating having a good barber work on his
teeth.
Williams A to Couch E are you a member of the Ethiopian
Society.
A certain gentleman in Navasota calls Yarbrough E.
Sonney.
Neely wants to know what kind of pump is used in making
a switch.
Richter says Newton was elected chairman of the declina
tion committee.
Mr. Tracy returned to College several days ago from home
where he has been sick.
Abrams has adopted the method of saving paper by writing
on the soles of his shoes.
The approach of commencement seems to have a very
startling effect on Abrams.
Messrs. Robson and Keller are getting in practice for next
session. Hep-Hep, etc.
Stalworth while reciting in English, said Miltons best
work was Pilgrims Progress.
Law w T ants to know the difference between a commissioned
and non-commissioned nrivate.
Several seniors will stand examination in a new branch of
literature not in the curricula.
Mrs. E. J. Conper of Minneopolis, Minn., visited Mrs.
Soule for a few days this month.
George Cavin wants to know if it was not William Penn
who shot the apple off his son’s head.
Mr. J. C. McNeil of Brazoria, spent a few days at the Col
lege this month visiting his son, Jourdon.